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“Jack,” he said, “I see that we’d better have a clear and above-board
understanding right in the beginning and so I’ll just tell you that
this sister of mine, who appears so guileless, is the very worst flirt
ever. She looks honest, but she can’t tell the truth to save her neck.
She means well, but she drives folks to suicide just for fun. She’d do
anything for anybody in general, but when it’s a case of you
individually she won’t do a thing to you, and you must heed my words
and be forewarned and forearmed from now on. Mustn’t he, Betty?”
At this the sister laughed, nodding quite as gayly as if it were a
laughing matter, instead of the opening move in a possibly
serious—tremendously serious—game of life.
“It’s awful to have to subscribe to,” she said, with dancing eyes; “but
I’m afraid it’s true. I’m really quite a reprobate, and I admit it
frankly. And everyone is so good to me that I never get a chance to
reform. And so—and so—”
“But then, I suppose I ought to warn her about you, too,” said Burnett,
turning suddenly toward his friend. “It isn’t fair to show her up and
not show you up, you know. And really, Betty, he’s almost as bad as you
are yourself. I may tell you in confidence—in strict confidence (for
it’s only been in a few newspapers)—that he hasn’t got his
breach-of-promise suit all compromised yet. Ask him to deny it, if he
can!”
The sister looked suddenly startled and curious and Jack felt himself
to be blushing desperately.
“I don’t look as if he was lying, do I?” he asked smiling; “be honest
now, for you can see that Burnett and I both are.”
“No, you don’t,” she said. “You look as if it was a very true bill.”
“It is,” he said; “and it’s going to be an awfully big one, too, I’m
afraid.”
“I wouldn’t have thought you were such a bad man,” said the sister ever
so sweetly; “but I like bad men. They interest me. They—”
“There!—I see your finish,” said Burnett. “That’s one of her favorite
opening plays. It’s all up with you, Jack, and your aunt will have to
to go down for another damage suit when you begin to perceive that you
have had enough of our family. But you’ll have to get out now, Betty,
and let him get dressed for dinner. You needn’t cry about it either for
he’s even more attractive in his glad rags than he is in his railway
dust—my word of honor on it.”
“I look nice myself when I’m dinner-dressed,” said the sister, “so I
sympathize with him and I’ll go with pleasure. Good-bye.”
She sort of backed toward the door and Jack sprang to open it for her.
“You can kiss her hand, if you like,” Burnett said kindly. “They do in
Germany, you know. I don’t mind and mamma needn’t know.”
“May I?” Jack asked her; and then he caught her eye over her brother’s
bent head and added, so quickly that there was hardly any break at all
between the words: “Some other time?”
“Some other time,” she said, with a world of meaning in the promise;
and then she flashed one wonderful look straight into his eyes and was
gone.
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