Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
Just as Jack mounted the steps, the door opened, and a plainly dressed,
unattractive-looking man was let out. The servant who did the letting
out saw Jack and let him in without closing the door between the egress
of the one and the ingress of the other. So he entered without ringing,
and, as he was very well known and intensely popular with all of Mrs.
Rosscott’s servants, the man invited him to walk up unannounced, since
he himself was just “bringing in the tea.”
Jack went upstairs, and because the carpet was of thickly piled velvet
and his boots were the boots of a well-shod gentleman, he made no noise
whatever in the so doing.
There were double parlors above stairs in the domicile which Burnett’s
sister had taken until July, and they were furnished in the most
correct and trying mode of Louis XIV. The chairs were gilt and very
uncomfortable. The ornaments were all straight up and down and made in
such shapes that there was no place to flick off cigarette ashes
anywhere. Nothing could be pulled up to anything else and there was not
a single good place to rest one’s elbows anywhere. The only saving
grace in the situation was that after five minutes or so Mrs. Rosscott
invariably suggested removal to the library which lay beyond—a very
different species of apartment where no mode at all prevailed except
the terrible _démodé_ thing known as comfort. To prevent her visitors,
when seated (for the five minutes aforementioned) amid the correct
carving of French art, from looking longingly through at the
easy-chairs of American manufacture, Mrs. Rosscott had ordered that the
blue velvet portières which hung between should never be pushed aside,
and it was owing to this order that Jack, entering the drawing-room,
heard voices, but could not see into the library beyond. Also it was
owing to this order that those in the library could not see or hear
Jack.
The result was that the young man, finding the drawing-room unoccupied,
was just crossing toward the blue velvet curtains, intending to wait in
the library until the returning servant should advise him of the
whereabouts of his mistress, when he was stopped by suddenly hearing a
voice—her voice—crying (and laughing at the same time)—
“Kisses barred! Kisses barred!”
It may be understood that had Mrs. Rosscott known that anyone was
within hearing she certainly would never have made any such speech, and
it may be further understood that, had whoever was with her, also
mistrusted the close propinquity of another man, he would never have
replied (as he did reply):
“Certainly,” the same being spoken in a most calm and careless tone.
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