Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“He could telegraph to Miss Arethusa,” Lucinda suggested. The
suggestion bespoke the superior moral quality of Lucinda’s make-up—her
own feeling toward Arethusa being considered.
“I don’t want her,” said Aunt Mary with a positiveness that was final.
“I don’t want her. My heavens, Lucinda, ain’t we just had enough of
her? Anyhow, if you ain’t, I have. I don’t want her, nor no livin’ soul
except my trunk; an’ I want that just as quick as Joshua can haul it
down out of the attic.”
“You ain’t thinkin’ of goin’ travelin’!” the maid cried in
consternation; “you can’t never be thinkin’ of _that?_”
“No,” said her mistress with fine irony; “I want the trunk to make a
pie out of, probably.”
Lucinda was speechless.
“Lucinda,” her mistress said, after a few seconds had faded away
unimproved, “seems to me I mentioned wantin’ Joshua to get down a
trunk—seems to me I did.”
The maid turned and left the room. She felt more or less dazed. Nothing
so startling as Aunt Mary’s wanting a trunk had happened in years.
Disinheriting Jack was not in it by comparison. She went slowly away to
find Joshua and found him in the farther end of the rear woodhouse—John
Watkins, like several of his ilk, having marked each forward step in
the world by a back extension of his house.
Joshua was chopping wood; his ax was high in the air. He also was calm
and unsuspecting.
“She’s goin’ to the city all alone!” Lucinda’s voice suddenly
proclaimed behind him.
The ax fell.
“Who says so?” its handler demanded, facing about in surprise.
“She says so.”
Joshua picked up the ax and poised it afresh. He was himself again.
“She’ll go then,” he said calmly.
Lucinda marched around in front of him, and planted herself firmly
among the chips.
“Joshua Whittlesey!”
“We can’t help it,” said Joshua stolidly. “We’re here to mind her. If
she wants to go to New York, or to change her will, all we’ve got to do
is to be simple witnesses.”
“She don’t want Miss Arethusa telegraphed,” said Lucinda.
“I don’t blame her,” said Joshua; “if I was her and if I was goin’ to
New York I wouldn’t want no one telegraphed.”
“She wants her trunk out of the attic.”
“Then she’ll get her trunk out of the attic. When does she want it?”
“She wants it now.”
[Illustration: “She’s goin’ to the city all alone!’ Lucinda’s voice
suddenly proclaimed behind him.”]
“Then she’ll get it now,” said Joshua. From the general trend of this
and other remarks of Joshua the reader will readily divine why he had
been in Aunt Mary’s employ for thirty years, and had always been
characterized by her as “a most sensible man,” and anyone who had seen
the alacrity with which the trunk was brought and the respectful
attention with which Aunt Mary’s further commands were received would
have been forced to coincide in her opinion.
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