Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“As a success my entertainment has been a failure,” said Mitchell to
Jack as they walked up and down the deck after breakfast; “but into
each life some rain must fall, and I offer myself as a sacrificial
background to Aunt Mary’s glowing, living pictures of New York.”
“I wish you hadn’t, though,” said Jack; “she’ll never want a yacht of
her own now. And how under Scorpion are we ever going to land her?”
“In a sheet, my able-bodied young friend, in a sheet,” said Mitchell
clapping him on the back. “Don’t you know the ‘Weigh the Baby’ game? It
may double her up a bit, but the redoubtable Janice will straighten her
out again. Here’s to the sheet, be it a wet sheet, a main sheet, or a
sheet with your Aunt Mary tied up in it.”
Mitchell was as good as his word and they landed Aunt Mary in a sheet.
The very harbor-tugs stopped puffing and stood open-mouthed to stare at
the performance, but it was an unalloyed success, and Aunt Mary was
gotten onto dry land at last.
“I don’t want to do nothin’ for a day or two,” she said, as they drove
to the house.
Janice had the bed open, and a hot-water bottle down where Aunt Mary’s
feet might be expected, and all sorts of comfort ready to hand.
“I’m so glad to see you safe back,” she said, almost weeping.
“I don’t believe it’s broke,” said Aunt Mary, “but you might look and
see. Oh, Granite—I—” she stopped and looked an unutterable meaning.
“It stormed, didn’t it?” said the maid.
“Stormed!” said Aunt Mary. “I guess it did storm. I guess it
hurricaned. I know it did. I’m sure of it.”
“But you’re safe now,” said the girl, tucking her up as snugly as if
she had been an infant in arms.
“Yes, I’m safe now,” said Aunt Mary, “but—” she looked very
earnest—“but, oh, my Granite, how I did need that white fuzzy stuff to
drink this morning. I never wanted nothin’ so bad in all my life
afore.”
Janice stood by the bed, her face full of regret that Aunt Mary had
known any aching void.
Aunt Mary grew yet more earnest.
“Granite,” she said, “you mind what I tell you. That ought to be
advertised. I sh’d think you could patent it. Folks ought to know about
it.”
Then she laid herself out in bed. “My heavens alive!” she sighed
sweetly, “there’s nothin’ like home. Not anywhere—not nowhere!”
Chapter Sixteen
A Reposeful Interval
The next date upon the little gold and ivory memorandum card which hung
beside Aunt Mary’s watch was that set for Burnett’s picnic, but its
dawning found both host and guest too much attached to their beds to
desire any fêtes champêtre just then.
Burnett was in that very weak state which follows in the immediate wake
of only too many yachts,—and Aunt Mary was sleeping one of her long
drawn out and utterly restorative sleeps.
Jack went in and looked at her.
“It did storm awfully,” he said to Janice, who was sitting by the
window. The maid just smiled, nodded, and laid her finger on her lip.
She never encouraged conversation when her charge was reposing.
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