The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
"Shall we call in Barnes?" he asked; "I am afraid his hands would shake.
It looks like a Death's head, and cross-bones combined, in its present
most tantalizing attitude. I thought I heard a crack. My young friend,
listen. Run you outside, and reconnoitre; it is impossible for me, under
any circumstances, to abandon these bones of rapture now. _Impavidum
ferient ruinæ._ But I beg you to try a little _alibi_. Go out, and see
how things look; and if all is serene, return, and help me."
"No, sir," I answered; "if there was a crack, no doubt it was Barnes
cracking nuts outside. He fills his pockets with Brazilian nuts, fit
only for a blacksmith. If you are ready, sir, so am I. Why, it is not
half so big as I am."
"It weighs, Tommy, at least five times your weight. We will put up this
plank, and slide it down. Here it comes gently! What, you here, Laura!
You see, if I don't tell your Ma--as the children say to one another.
Let it drop, Tommy, let it drop, if it hurts you."
For whether from sudden alarm about Laura, or the damage done to my own
wrist, my end of the mass slipped away from me, and turned; and the
three-inch plank, we were guiding it down, flew up, as if struck by a
cannon-ball, and just missing my head knocked away the main bearers of
the roof above us. I saw a great mass coming down upon Laura, and
before I could think, I had her in my arms and under me; then a roar,
and a flash of light, and black darkness came, and the last sense of
spreading arms over her.
When I came to know what I was about again, lo there I was lying in a
bed of sea-weed; with my head supported by a soft smooth arm coming
under the curls at the back of my neck, and my breast laid bare to the
wind of the sea, and a great deal of water gone into it. Moreover, I
seemed to be dirty all over, as if I had been rolled along a
knife-board; and a quantity of grime was in my mouth, so that I could
hardly speak for grit.
"I don't seem to know where I am," I gasped.
"Never mind about that, till by and by;" a soft voice whispered into my
ear; and soft lips felt nice, and warm, upon my cheek. "Are you better,
oh, darling Tommy, are you better?"
"I should be, if I could blow my nose," I said; "there is nothing the
matter with me, except that. But what is all this roaring noise, if you
please? Is it coming down again? If it does, I am done for."
"No, dear! There is nothing coming down at all, except the waves of the
sea. There is a heavy ground-swell. But none of it can come near you,
dear Tommy."
"The Professor said there would be a ground-swell," I answered, with
some nerve of memory touched. "There seems to be nothing, that he does
not know."
"He seems not to have known everything, this time. Did he know that the
rock would come down upon Laura, and must have killed her, but for
you?"
"The rock come down? Oh, I remember now! Something came down. But it was
all my fault. And perhaps I have killed her. Oh, please to let me die,
if I have killed beautiful Laura!"
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