The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
"Hush! You are not to excite yourself. You have not killed Laura; you
have saved her life. She is not hurt at all, or at least very little;
not a quarter so much as you are, my poor darling. Here, you are to take
this, as soon as you can swallow."
She put some vessel to my lips; and I saw large dark eyes, and a
trembling smile, and fair cheeks flowing with a flood of tears. Then I
swallowed something warm, and said--"Oh, you must be Laura!"
"No, I am not. I am Laura's mother--your dear lady, as you used to call
me. Now, rest a few minutes, and you will be better. You must not try to
get up, by yourself; nor even with my help, till the Professor has
examined you. He is up at the Inn, with darling Laura, who cannot be
induced to go home, until she hears that you are well enough to come
with us. I sent a boy for him, the moment you revived. Here he comes. He
will soon tell us all about you. Don't be afraid; you are a hero, not a
goose."
I felt more like a goose, and one going to be cooked, when my learned
patron, after some kind words, began to make search for my injuries. By
calling, he was a physician; and if he had only stuck to art, and
discarded science, made the most of his talents, and the least of his
genius, and preferred the twinkles to the broad light of knowledge;
doubtless he would have been making his twenty thousand a year, with a
baronetcy, and the fame that breathes its last with its owner. And the
laying of his fingers on my poor body would have cost fifty guineas,
instead of nothing but some groans.
"The more he groans, the better I am pleased with him," he observed with
the spirit of the true philosopher; "it proves that his sufferings are
capable of expression, and that he has power to put them into form. The
greater the damage to his outward husk,--for he could not expect to come
off unhurt--the smaller the injury to the kernel of this Tommy. His
bones are as sound as my Deino-Saurian's, which rolled on my feet, and
most happily inflicted, without receiving injury. There, now, my dear
friend, did you feel that?"
"I should rather think that I did," groaned I; "oh, it was dreadful! It
was as bad as the way the four Professors poked at me. I hope you won't
have to do that again, sir."
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