The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
Naturally enough, the pews belonging to the Towers, and its race, were
three quarters of the church. But if any respectable people came in, and
looked about, as if they were used to cushions, and objected to the free
seats, which had none (and in fact had no room for them, being about as
wide, and rough, as a kidney-bean stick) there never was any
hesitation, on the part of the Officials of the Towers, from the
housekeeper downwards (according to the dresses of the persons that came
in, and their power of conveying their importance by their looks), to
push open any door, with some yards of room inside it, and nod solemnly,
yet Christianly, over the top rim of their Prayer-books. In the chief
pew of state, there was seldom anybody, to be found at Morning Service,
except a few visitors at the Towers; not from any turn on the part of
Lady Twentifold against Mr. Arkles--though the public very generally put
it down to that--but simply because she had so many parishes, in all of
which she liked the clergymen; and she felt it a duty, in the proper
round of Sundays, to make calls upon all of them, in right order, and in
church. But, of a Sunday evening, when the dinner-time allowed, and the
trees of the avenue dropped no drop, all the "cover-parties," (as the
old butler called us, for whom he had to lay the table) used to march to
the little old church--for my lady would have no carriage out on a
Sunday evening--and behave ourselves, according to our nature, there.
Upon this Sunday, which was to be my last with Laura, for I could not
tell how long, Sir Roland had driven his mother away, in the light
mail-phaeton to some far-off church, but the young lady stayed at home,
to attend to the visitors, and take them to the parish church. Lord
Counterpagne had a great mind not to go; and it would have been better
for him, as it happened, if he had persisted in this irreligious tone;
but even his stupidity was beginning to perceive, what a dreadful
condition I was in, concerning Laura; and that she would not have me
disdainfully spoken of, when I was away, and could not defend myself.
And these considerations made him go to church.
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