The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
Everything went on, as well as need be, until we had got some distance
into the First Lesson. I had seen a big weather-beaten man come in, at
the beginning of the _Venite_, forgetting himself, for the moment, so
that he kept his broad hat on his head, until he was reminded where he
was. This made me look at him with more attention, and wonder what had
brought him hither; for he seemed to be not of the neighbourhood. He
refused to come up to the grade of the pews; though the footmen of the
Towers cast glances at him, as if he were worthy to come in with
them--which they never did to any below a tradesman, or a farmer--and
when he took his hat off, he put it on a stick, and sat down upon the
free bench, and propped himself up. Then he stood up, at leisure, with
his staff in his hand, and began to survey the congregation. The
clergyman looked at him, as much as to say--"You are not behaving very
well, my friend;" but he never returned his gaze, nor seemed to know
that there was any clergyman. His manifest desire was, to see everybody
that happened to be inside those four walls; and a kindred curiosity
arose, on my part, to know all about him. I saw that he was stout, and
at least of middle age, with a ruddy face, and grizzled whiskers, and
that candid expression of a puzzled state of mind, which generally shows
an honest nature. It was clear, that he had not found what he sought,
though his eyes were especially turned to our high pew. He looked at
Miss Twentifold, and he looked at me; and I could scarcely help smiling
at his disappointment, as I watched his lips, and could almost hear him
say to himself--"No that is not the man."
Meanwhile, the Earl of Counterpagne was lounging at the back of our deep
pew; for he was very lazy, and had taken a great deal to drink last
night, as I knew by his behaviour at the billiard-table; and being out
of sight of Mr. Arkles, and his flock, he was stopping his ears with his
dainty fingers, to shut out the "horrible row," as he called it, of
their hearty, but untutored chanting. And throughout the reading of the
Psalms, there he stayed, putting up his feet; which I could see, vexed
Laura.
The First Lesson happened to be the twelfth chapter of the Second Book
of Samuel, and Mr. Arkles began to read it beautifully; for he had a
fine voice, and loved brave English. But before he had gone very far, my
lord, being weary of his lounge, stood up to take a stretch, and have a
look at the inferior people; among whom there were some bright comely
girls, not unwilling to catch a great nobleman's glance. The clergyman
read in a loud clear voice, as if himself were the prophet--
"The man, that hath done this, shall surely die. And he shall restore
the lamb fourfold; because he did this thing; and because he had no
pity. And Nathan said to David----"
"Thou art the man."
A far louder voice than Mr. Arkles' shouted these words, like thunder;
and the big man pointed his staff, at the pale face of Lord
Counterpagne.
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