The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John AustinStimson, Frederic Jesup
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The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John Austin
Stimson, Frederic Jesup
Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
It is more sad to say that, as time went by, certain metaphysical
doubts as to the objective reality of the Cascadegli and the Siberian
mine began to obtrude themselves. Faith of the most stubborn
description remained to him, so far as the countess’s Paris salon and
her beautiful self was concerned, but he failed to see the necessary
connection between Trouville, Baden-Baden, Italia Irredenta, and the
Parisian police. And Serge had removed himself, for an encumbrance, in
a singularly accommodating way.
But May was a man of his word; and he looked forward, at first eagerly,
and afterward with mingled emotions, to their promised next meeting in
Brookline, Mass.
The woman Byron might have married was not the wife for Talleyrand. And
May’s volcanic or Byronic age had passed, and he was in the tertiary
period. Taking her for all she said she was, she wouldn’t do in
society, and he doubted that she was all she said she was.
However, it gave him no serious trouble until after his acquaintance
with the beautiful Mrs. Terwilliger Dehon. Youth has a long future
ahead of it, and a young man of twenty-seven easily discounts
obligations maturing only in six years. But when May was thirty, and
well launched in London society--whether it was the charms of Mrs.
Dehon aforesaid, or the vanishing of youthful heroism and that increase
of comfort which attends middle life--a political heroine like the
Countess Polacca de Valska no longer seemed to him the ideal consort
for a man of his temperament.
Young men have their time for falling in love with comédiennes upon the
stage; and then they turn to the comédiennes of real life. Only in the
latter case it is to be noted that they ever prefer the heroines of a
tragedy.
It was on the very evening before all advice became superfluous, that
he confided his troubles to Tom Leigh, and asked his advice. Tom
Leigh advised him that “he was in a devil of a hole.”
“But what am I to do?” said May. “I am bound to meet her--in five
years.”
“Perhaps she won’t come,” said Tom. But Austin shook his head. If she
didn’t come, there was May Austin--but he checked himself. He had never
spoken of his cousin to Tom Leigh. She was doubtless married ere this;
and if she wasn’t, he preferred her to the countess.
“Perhaps her husband ain’t dead,” suggested the resourceful Tom. But
May smiled, bitterly. “I guess he’s dead enough--much as ever he was.”
“Then I don’t see but what you’ll have to stand the breach of promise
suit,” Tom concluded, with a grin. In these misfortunes, truly, there
is something pleasant to our best friends. We know that Messrs. Winkle
and Tupman must have chuckled in secret over even Bardell vs. Pickwick.
But the idea was unspeakably awful to our fastidious hero. Moreover, he
darkly imagined that the countess had other resources than a breach of
promise suit.
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