The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John AustinStimson, Frederic Jesup
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The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John Austin
Stimson, Frederic Jesup
Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
In his despair, he confided in Tom Leigh again. Tom saw no reason to
change his previous opinion. The hole seemed if anything deeper, now
that two were in it. “I don’t see but what you’ve got to escape the
countess, bring Serge to life, kill old Terwilliger, and thus give her
two years’ mourning,” said he. “Why the deuce didn’t you find her out
first?” he added, ruefully. “Old Terwilliger only married her eighteen
months ago.”
“I don’t know,” said May. “Why don’t you invent his railway schemes,
and discover his Cornish mines?”
“True,” assented Tom. “Old Dehon always does get in on the ground
floor. However,” he added, brightening up, “if you can marry her,
you’ll get her and his money, too.”
“Damn his money,” said May.
Tom looked shocked, and changed the subject, and May’s heart continued
so to bleed internally that soon Gladys Dehon’s marble brow would
soften to pity as she saw him wane. Meantime Terwilliger’s capon-lined
stomach waxed apace, and even his digestion was to all appearance
unimpaired.
Now, it is probable that ours is the first civilization known to
history where this state of things could exist, be mutually known,
and continue in tranquil permanency. But it does--that is, it nearly
always does--and it is a credit, after all, to our teaching and our
times that it does so. The ancient Perseus cut Andromeda’s chains, and
departed with her by the next P. and O. steamer they could signal; the
modern one sits down on the strand beside her, and he and Andromeda die
to slow music--that is, in case either should chance to die before the
malady is cured. And Andromeda’s master relies on the strength of his
chains and on Perseus’s good bringing-up, and is not wholly displeased
at the situation. Particularly for a sly old stock-broker like
Terwilliger Dehon, whose idea of values is based on the opinion of the
street, a Perseus to his Andromeda is half the fun. The world, on the
whole, approves the situation; but the husband Dehon is not a popular
character, and it likes the Perseus better. Not, of course, that it
is willing to condone anything improper, particularly on the part of
Andromeda.
But Austin May stood the passive rôle for precisely twelve months;
and then he made up his mind that something would have to break. He
hoped it might be the neck of old Terwilliger; but Providence seldom
spoils a dramatic situation by so simple a denouement. And, to tell the
truth, considering the way the three rode to hounds, it was much more
likely to be his own or Gladys’s. One thing was sure: their triangular
relations were too strained to continue. He came to this conclusion
after one precisely similar day upon Exmoor, a year after their first
meeting; except that upon this occasion the deer took to the sea below
Glenthorne and was drowned, and he and Gladys rode homeward side by
side in silence.
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