The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John AustinStimson, Frederic Jesup
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The Residuary Legatee; Or, The Posthumous Jest of the Late John Austin
Stimson, Frederic Jesup
Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
May looked at his watch; it was seven o’clock. Only five hours more
of this awful day remained! His condition was one of absolute nervous
prostration; and he looked in a glass to see if his hair had yet
turned gray. Could it be that they would none of them appear? He felt
almost hungry, but that eating was out of the question for one in his
position. He could, however, take a biscuit and a glass of claret; and
this he did.
But May was fated that day to have hard luck with his uncle’s wine.
Hardly had he begun to sip the glass, when a loud knocking at the very
door of his pavilion made him drop it, and again seek refuge in his
fountain hiding-place. From there he looked through the jets of water
and saw that the knocker was none other than the faithful Schmidt.
May hastened back again to the pavilion and opened the door.
“What do you mean by this?” said he, angrily. “Did I not tell you not
to come out under any circumstances, unless you heard a pistol-shot?”
But, alas! The effect of the solitude, the heat, and the excitement of
his master’s strange behavior had been too much, even for the perfect
valet. Moreover, he had felt it his duty to finish all his master’s
so precipitately abandoned bottles, lest they should fall into the
hands of the enemy. If Mr. Schmidt was not tipsy, it was clear that
he soon would be. He had been leaning heavily against the door, and
as his master opened it suddenly, he fell into the room, head over
heels to the floor; and there, without getting up, he endeavored to
bow apologetically, and swayed to and fro with the effort, smiling a
meaningless smile and holding a visiting-card in his right hand. May
took it mechanically. It was edged in deep black; and upon it he read
the simple legend:
_Mrs. Terwilliger Dehon_.
IV.
THE KEEPING OF THE TRYST.
May grasped the half-drunken valet by the coat. “And you let her in?”
said he.
“I said, m’sieu’,” gasped out poor Schmidt, “that m’sieu’, was here.”
With a groan of mingled rage and terror, May flew to the door and made
it fast. Then he took Schmidt by his offending coat and shoved, rather
than led, him into the subaqueous passageway. When they emerged upon
the island, May said, with a final shake:
“Now, sir, go and tell all the world that I’m not at home--d’ye hear?
And come back and tell me; and that you may come back sober, I’ll
clear your thick head for you.” And suiting the action to the word,
May hurled poor Schmidt through the cool jets of the fountain; and he
disappeared with a startling plunge in the waters of the ornamental
lake. They were but a few feet deep, however, and Schmidt scrambled to
his feet and went wading through the lily-pads to the shore. And in a
few moments he came back, still wet, but quite sobered, to the brink
nearest the island.
“What does she say?” cried May.
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