The Restless SexChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Restless Sex
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
American fiction -- 20th century
"Well, a literary hero," he said, "is one who puts it over big on his
first novel. The country goes crazy about his book, the girls go crazy
over _him_, publishers go panting after him waving wads; editors flag
him with fluttering cheques. That’s one sort of hero, Cleland. But
he’s a myth. The real thing is a Charlie Chaplin. All the same, you’d
better let your hero make a hit with his novel. If you don’t, good
night!"
Cleland’s features became troubled:
"I suppose _his_ book ought to make a hit to make _my_ book popular," he
said. "But as a matter of fact it doesn’t. I’m afraid the character
I’ve drawn is no hero. He’s like us all, Spink; he writes a book;
friends flatter; critics slam; the public buys a number of copies, and
it’s all over in a few weeks. A punk hero—what?"
"Very. He won’t get over with the young person," said Spink. "In these
days of the movie and the tango nobody becomes very much excited over
novels anyway; and if you don’t startle the country with your hero’s
first novel—make it the sort that publishers advertise as ’compelling’
and ’a new force in literature’—well, you’ll get the hook, I’m afraid.
Listen to me: work in the ’urge’; make it plain that there’s not a trace
of ’sex’ in your hero’s book or in yours—or any ’problem’ either.
Cheeriness does it! That intellectual eunuch, the ’Plain Peepul,’ is
squatting astride of the winged broncho. His range reaches from the
Western plains to the New England kitchen. The odours of the hired man
and of domestic dishwater are his favourite perfume; his heroines smirk
when Fate jumps upon them with hobnailed boots; his heroes are shaven as
blue as any metropolitan waiter and they all are bursting out of their
blue flannel shirts with muscular development and abdominal prosperity.
That’s the sort, Cleland, if you want to make money!" He shrugged his
shoulders. "But of course if you don’t, well, then, go on and transmute
leaden truth with your imagination into the truer metal wrought by art.
If there’s a story in it, people will excuse the technical excellence;
if there isn’t, they won’t read it. And there you are."
They remained silent for a while, and Spink regarded him shrewdly from
moment to moment out of his bright, bold eyes. And he came pretty close
to the conclusion that he was wasting time.
"Did you ever make any success with your stuff!" he inquired abruptly.
Cleland shook his head.
"Never heard anything from anything you’ve done?"
"Once," said Cleland, "a woman wrote me from a hospital that she had
read a novel I published in England, when I was living in France....
She said it had made her forget pain.... It’s pleasant to get a letter
like that."
"Very," said Spink drily, "unless she meant your book was an anodyne."
He laughed his abrupt, harsh laugh and took himself off.
Belter, who haunted the studio now toward noon, so that he could take
his wife to luncheon, roared with laughter when Cleland mentioned
Spink’s visit.
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