The Return of the O'Mahony: A NovelFrederic, Harold
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The Return of the O'Mahony: A Novel
Frederic, Harold
Deception -- Fiction; Ireland -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Desertions -- Fiction
“Egor, it’s my belafe,” said the fisher at the bow, after what seemed
an age of idle silence, “that the fishes have all follied the byes an’
gerrels, an’ betaken thimselves to Ameriky.” He pulled in his line, and
gazed with disgust at the intact bait. “Luk at that, now!” he continued.
“There’s a male fit for the holy Salmon of Knowledge himsilf, that
taught Fin MacCool the spache of animals, and divil a bite has the
manest shiner condiscinded to make at it.”
“Oh, darn the fish!” replied the other, with a long sigh. “I don’t care
whether we catch’ any or not. It’s worth while to come out here even if
we never get a nibble and baked ourselves into bricks, jest to get rid
of that infernal O’Daly.”
It was The O’Mahony who spake, and he invested the concluding portion
of his remark with an almost tearful earnestness. During the pause which
ensued he chewed vigorously upon the tobacco in his mouth, and spat into
the sea with a stern expression of countenance.
“I tell you what, Jerry,” he broke out with at last--“I can’t stand much
more of that fellow. He’s jest breakin’ me up piecemeal. I begin to feel
like Jeff Davis--that it ’ud have bin ten dollars in my pocket if I’d
never bin born.”
“Ah, sure, your honor,” said Jerry, “ye’ll git used to it in time. He
manes for the best.”
“That’s jest what makes me tired,” rejoined The O’Mahony; “that’s what
they always said about a fellow when he makes a confounded nuisance of
himself. I hate fellows that mean for the best. I’d much rather he
meant as bad as he knew how. P’raps then he’d shut up and mind his own
business, and leave me alone part of the time. It’s bad enough to have
your estate mortgaged up to the eyebrows, but to have a bard piled on
top o’ the mortgages--egad, it’s more’n flesh and blood can stand! I
don’t wonder them other O’Mahonys took to drink.”
“There’s a dale to be said for the dhrink, your honor,” commented the
other, tentatively.
“There can be as much said as you like,” said The O’Mahony, with
firmness, “but _doin_’ is a hoss of another color. I’m goin’ to stick to
the four drinks a day an’ two at night; an’ what’s good enough for me’s
good enough for you. That bat of ours the first week we come settled
the thing. I said to myself: ‘There’s goin’ to be one O’Mahony that dies
sober, or I’ll know the reason why!’”
“Egor, Saint Pether won’t recognize ye, thin,” chuckled Jerry; and the
other grinned grimly in spite of himself.
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