THE REVOLT A PLAY IN ONE ACT BY ELLIS PARKER BUTLER Author of "Pigs Is Pigs" etc. Copyright, 1912, by Samuel French CHARACTERS GRANDMA GREGG--Founder of the Flushing Academy of Household Science for Young Ladies. PAULINE--Working out her tuition. SUSAN JANE JONES--An Emissary of the American Ladies' Association for the Promotion of Female Supremacy. KATE--A student. GRACE--A student. EDITH--A student. IDA--A student. MAY--A student. OTHER YOUNG LADY STUDENTS. THE IDEAL HUSBAND--by himself. SCENE.--The class room of Grandma Gregg's Academy of Household Science for Young Ladies, at Flushing. TIME.--Now or soon. THE REVOLT SCENE.--_The Class-room. A table. Chairs arranged in semi-circle; an easy chair for Grandma Gregg. Screen in one corner. Chairs or couch upon which to lay wraps and hats. Otherwise an ordinary room. Tea things on the table._ (PAULINE, _center of stage, with pail, broom, dusting rag, scrubbing brushes and mop, is discovered on hands and knees scrubbing. As curtain rises she rises to her knees, throws scrubbing brush and soap into the pail, gets up with difficulty and mops the floor. She is singing._) PAULINE. (singing) "All alone, all alone, nobody here but me. All alone, all alone, nobody here but me, All alone, all--" (_she stops mopping and leans on the mop handle_) Here it is now two weeks I've been workin' out my tuition in this Academy of Household Science for Young Ladies, and 'tis nothin' but scrub, scrub, mop, mop, sweep, sweep, from mornin' 'til night! I see plenty of work, but none of that tuition has come my way yet "Wanted," says the advertisement, "a young lady to work out her tuition in an academy." It says that, "Grandma Gregg's Flushing Academy of Household Science," it says, "fits the young ladies for to occupy properly their positions at the heads of their homes," it says, "It will be a fine thing for you, PAULINE," I says, "to be tuitioned in an Academy," so I come, (_mops_) "We'll begin your lessons right away," says Grandma Gregg, "take th' scrub brush an' a pail of water an' some soap an' scrub th' cellar." I've been scrubbin' ever since. I don't care much for the higher education when there is so much scrub in it. (_mops_) (GRANDMA GREGG _enters_. PAULINE, _not seeing her, goes to table and examines tea things, books, etc._) GRANDMA GREGG. PAULINE! PAULINE. (_beginning to mop hastily_) Yes'm! GRANDMA. Don't forget your curtsey, PAULINE. PAULINE. (_making a curtsey_) Good mornin', Grandma Gregg. I hope I see you well to-day. (_changing her tone_) If it ain't askin' too much, mam, when does my tuitioning begin? I've been scrubbin' for two weeks now, from mornin' 'til night-- GRANDMA. Have you scrubbed the cellar, Pauline? PAULINE. Yes'm. GRANDMA. Don't forget your curtsey, PAULINE. PAULINE. (_curtseying_) No'm. (_curtsey_) Yes'm. (_curtsey_) GRANDMA. You have scrubbed the cellar? PAULINE (_curtseying_) Yes'm.