American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Hank's father built the cistern. And one time he brought home some live
fish in a bucket and dumped them in there. And they grew. And multiplied
and refurnished the earth, as the Good Book says. That cistern full of
fish had got to be a family custom. It was a comfort to Hank, for all
the Walterses were great fish eaters, though it never went to brains
any. We fed 'em now and then, and threw the little ones back in until
they were grown, and kept the dead ones picked out as soon as we smelled
anything wrong, and it never hurt the water any; and when I was a kid I
wouldn't have taken anything for living in a house like that.
One time when I was a kid about six years old Hank came home drunk from
Bill Nolan's barroom, and got to chasing Elmira's cat, because he said
it was making faces at him. The cistern door was open, and Hank fell in.
Elmira wasn't at home, and I was scared. Elmira had always told me not
to fool around that cistern door any when I was a kid, for if I fell in
there, she said, I'd be a corpse, quicker'n scatt.
So when Hank fell in and I heard him splash, being such a little fellow
and awful scared because Elmira had always made it so strong, I supposed
that Hank was probably a corpse already. I slammed the door shut over
the cistern without looking in, for I heard Hank flopping around down
there. I hadn't ever heard a corpse flop before and didn't know but
what it might be somehow injurious to me, and I wasn't going to take any
chances.
I went out and played in the front yard and waited for Elmira. But
I couldn't seem to get my mind settled on playing I was a horse, or
anything. I kept thinking of Hank being a corpse down in that cistern.
And maybe that corpse is going to come flopping out pretty soon, I
thought to myself, and lick me in some new and unusual way. I hadn't
ever been licked by a corpse. Being young and innocent, I didn't rightly
know what a corpse is, except I had the idea there was something about a
corpse that kept them from being popular.
So after a while I sneaked back into the house and set all the flatirons
on top of the cistern lid. I heard some flopping and splashing and
fluttering, as if that corpse was trying to jump up and was falling back
into the water, and I heard Hank's voice, and got scareder and scareder.
When Elmira came along down the road she saw me by the gate crying and
blubbering, and she asked me why.
“Hank is a corpse!” says I.
“A corpse!” says Elmira, dropping the pound of coffee she was carrying
home from the general store and post-office. “Danny, what do you mean?”
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