American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Elmira says the cistern is full of fish and it must be some of the
biggest ones flopping around. If they hadn't been worked up and excited
and talking all together and thinking of Hank hanging out in the
blacksmith shop they might have suspicioned something, for that flopping
and splashing kept up steady. Maybe I should have mentioned sooner it
had been a dry summer and there was only three or four feet of water in
the cistern and Hank wasn't in scarcely up to his big hairy chest. When
Elmira says the cistern is full of fish that woman opens the trap door
and looks in. Hank thinks it's Elmira come to get him out, he says
afterward. And he allows he'll keep quiet in there and make believe he
is drowned and give her a good scare and make her feel sorry for him.
But when the cistern door was opened he heard a lot of clacking tongues
like a hen convention, and he allowed she had told the neighbours, and
he'd scare them, too. So he laid low. And the woman that looked in, she
sees nothing, for it's as dark down there as the insides of the whale
that swallowed Jonah. But she left the door open and went on making tea,
and there wasn't scarcely a sound from that cistern, only little ripply
noises like it might have been fish. Pretty soon Mis' Rogers says:
“It has drawed, Elmira; won't you have a cup?” Elmira kicked some more,
but she took hers. And each woman took hers. And one woman, a-sipping of
hers, she says:
“The departed had his good points, Elmira.”
Which was the best thing had been said of Hank in that town for years
and years.
Old Mis' Primrose, she always prided herself on being honest, no
matter what come of it, and she ups and says: “I don't believe in any
hypocritics at a time like this, any more'n any other time. The departed
wasn't any good, and the whole town knows it, and Elmira ought to feel
like it's good riddance of bad rubbish, and such is my sentiments and
the sentiments of truth and righteousness.”
All the other women sings out: “W'y, Mis' Primrose, I never!” But down
in underneath more of 'em agreed than let on to. Elmira she wiped her
eyes and says:
“Hennery and me had our troubles, there ain't any use denying that, Mis'
Primrose. It has often been give and take between us and betwixt us. And
the whole town knows he has lifted his hand against me more'n once. But
I always stood up to Hennery and I fit him back, free and fair and open.
I give him as good as he sent on this earth and I ain't the one to carry
a mad beyond the grave. I forgive Hennery all the orneriness he did to
me, and there was a lot of it, as is becoming to a church member, which
he never was.”
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