American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
But Elmira only answered: “You was drunk when you fell in there, Hank
Walters. And you can stay in there till you get a better temper on to
you.” And all the women laughed and said: “That's right, Elmira! Spunk
up to him!”
There was considerable splashing around in the water for a couple of
minutes. And then, of a sudden, a live fish came a-whirling out of
that hole in the floor, which he catched with his hands. It was a big
bullhead, and its whiskers around its mouth was stiffened into spikes,
and it landed kerplump on to Mis' Rogers' lap, a-wiggling, and it horned
her on the hands. She was that surprised she fainted. Mis' Primrose,
she got up and licked the fish back into the cistern and said, right
decided:
“Elmira Walters, if you let Hank out of that cistern before he's signed
the pledge and promised to jine the church, you're a bigger fool than I
take you for. A woman has got to make a stand!”
And all the women sing out: “Send for Brother Cartwright! Send for
Brother Cartwright!”
And they sent me scooting down the street to get him quick. He was the
preacher. I never stopped to tell but two or three people on the way to
his house, but they must have spread the news quick, for when I got back
with him it looked like the whole town was at our house.
It was along about dusk by this time, and it was a prayer meeting night
at the church. Mr. Cartwright told his wife to tell the folks that came
to the prayer meeting he'd be back before long, and to wait for him. But
she really told them where he'd gone, and what for.
Mr. Cartwright marched right into our kitchen. All the chairs in the
house was in there, and the women were talking and laughing, and they
had sent to the Alexanderses for their chairs, and to the Rogerses for
theirs. Every once in a while there would be an awful burst of language
come rolling up from the hole where that unregenerate old sinner was
cooped up.
I have travelled around considerable since those days, and I have mixed
up along with many kinds of people in many different places, and some
of them were cussers to admire. But I never heard such cussing before or
since as old Hank did that night. He busted his own records and he rose
higher than his own water marks for previous years. I wasn't anything
but a little kid then, not fit to admire the full beauty of it. They
were deep down cusses that came from the heart. Looking back at it after
these years, I can well believe what Brother Cartwright said himself
that night--that it wasn't _natural_ cussing, and that some higher
power, like a demon or an evil sperrit, must have entered into Hank's
human carcase and given that terrible eloquence to his remarks. It
busted out every few minutes, and the women would put their fingers into
their ears until a spell was over. And it was personal, too. Hank would
listen till he heard a woman's voice he knew, and then he would let
loose on her family, going back to her grandfathers and working downward
to her children's children.
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