American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“'Cheer up,' says I, 'Jerry wasn't the whole team.'
“'He was about a fifth of it,' says Captain Dolan, very sober.
“'But the worst was yet to come. The very next day, at practice, a big
Swede butcher by the name of Lars Olsen, who played right guard, managed
to break his ankle. This here indignity hit the town so hard that it
looked for a while like Lars would be mobbed. Some says Lars has sold
out to the enemy and broke it on purpose, and the Kingstown _Record_ has
another piece headed: 'Have we a serpent in our midst?'
“That night Dolan puts the team in charge of Berty Jones, the Cornell
man, with orders to take no risks on anything more injurious than signal
practice, and leaves town. He gets back on Wednesday night, and two guys
with him. They are hustled from the train to a cab and from the cab to
the American House, and into their rooms, so fast no one gets a square
look at them.
“But after dinner, which both of the strangers takes in their rooms,
Dolan says to come up to Mr. Breittmann's room and get acquainted
with him, which the team done. This here Breittmann is a kind of
Austro-Hungarian Dutchman looking sort of a great big feller, with
a foreign cast of face, like he might be a German baron or a Switzer
waiter, and he speaks his language with an accent. Mr. Rooney, which is
the other one's name, ain't mentioned at first. But after we talk with
the Breittmann person a while Jimmy Dolan says:
“'Boys, Mr. Rooney has asked to be excused from meeting any
one to-night, but you'll all have an opportunity to meet him
to-morrow--after the game.'
“'But,' says I, 'Cap, won't he go through signal practice with us?'
“Dolan and Breittmann, and Berty Jones, who was our quarterback and the
only one in the crowd besides Dolan who had met Mr. Rooney, looked at
each other and kind of grinned. Then Dolan says: 'Mr. Breittmann knows
signals and will run through practice with us in the morning, but not
Mr. Rooney. Mr. Breittmann, boys, used to be on the Yale scrub.'
“'Dem vas goot days, Chimmie,' says this here Breittmann, 'but der
naturalist, Chimmie, he is also the good days. What?'
“The next day, just before the game, I got my first glimpse of this
Rooney when he come downstairs with Breittmann and they both piled into
a cab. He wore a long overcoat over his football togs, and he had so
many headpieces and nose guards and things on to him all you could see
of his face was a bit of reddish looking whisker at the sides.
“'He's Irish by the name,' says 1, 'and the way he carries them
shoulders and swings his arms he must have learned to play football
by carrying the hod.' He wasn't a big man, neither, and I thought he
handled himself kind of clumsy.
“When we got out to the football field and that Lincoln College bunch
jumped out of their bus and began to pass the ball around, the very
first man we see is that there Jerry Coakley.
“Yes, sir, sold out!
“Dolan and me ran over to the Lincoln captain.
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