American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“No, what followed wasn't hampered any by technicalities. No, sir, it
wasn't drop the handkerchief. There wasn't any Hoyle or Spalding or
Queensberry about it. It was London prize ring, _savate_, jiu juitsi and
Græco-Roman, all mixed up, with everybody making his own ground rules.
The first down, when Tom Sharp picked up that Lincoln College Captain
and hit Jerry Coakley over the head with him, five Lincoln College
substitutes give a yell and threw off their sweaters and run on to the
field. Then we heard another yell, and our substitutes come charging
into the fray and by the end of the first half there was eighteen men
on each side, including three in citizens' clothes who were using brass
knucks and barrel staves.”
Joe paused a moment, dwelling internally upon memories evidently too
sweet for words. Then he sighed and murmured: “No, sir, the game ain't
what it was in them days. Kick and run and forward pass and such darned
foolishness! Football has went to the dogs!
“Well,” he resumed, flexing his muscles reminiscently, “neither side
wasted any time on end runs or punts. It was punch the line, and then
punch the line some more, and during the first ten minutes of play the
ball didn't move twenty yards either way from the centre of the field,
with a row on all the time as to whose ball it ought to be. As a matter
of fact, it was whoever's could keep his hands on to it.
“It was the third down before I noticed this fellow Rooney particular.
Then our quarterback sent a play through between guard and tackle. It
was up to Rooney to make the hole for it.
“As the signal was give, and the ball passed back, Breittmann laid his
arm across Rooney's shoulders, and I heard him say something in Dutch to
him. They moved forward like one man, not fast, but determined like. A
big college duffer tried to get through Rooney and spill the play. This
here Rooney took him around the waist and slammed him on to the ground
with a yell like a steamship that's discovered fire in her coal bunkers,
and then knelt on the remains, while the play went on over 'em. I
noticed Breittmann had a hard time getting Rooney off of him. They
carried the fellow off considerably sprained, and two more Lincoln
College fellows shucked their wraps and run in to take his place.
“The very next play went through the same hole, only this time the
fellow that went down under Rooney got up with blood soaking through his
shoulder padding and swore he'd been bit. But nobody paid any attention
to him, and the Lincoln boys put Jerry Coakley in opposite Rooney.
“'You cross-eyed, pigeon-toed Orangeman of a hod-carrier, you,' says
Jerry, when we lined up, trying to intimidate Rooney, 'I'll learn you
football.'
“But Rooney, with his left hand hold of Breittmann's, never said a word.
He just looked sideways up at Breittmann like he was scared, or mebby
shy, and Breittmann said something in Dutch to him.
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