American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Which Harold is Freckles's other name. But any boy that calls him Harold
outside of the schoolhouse has got a fight on his hands, if that boy is
anywhere near Freckles's size. Harry goes, or Hal goes, but Harold is
a fighting word with Freckles. Except, of course, with grown people. I
heard him say one day to Tom Mulligan, his parents thought Harold was a
name, or he guessed they wouldn't have given it to him; but it wasn't a
name, it was a handicap.
Freckles would always say, “Spot ain't for sale.” And even Heinie
Hassenyager, the butcher, got stuck on me after I got to be a Public
Character. Heinie would come two blocks up Main Street with lumps of
Hamburg steak, which is the kind someone has already chewed for you, and
give them to me. Steak, mind you, not old gristly scraps. And before I
became a Public Character Heinie even grudged me the bones I would drag
out of the box under his counter when he wasn't looking.
My daily hope was that I could live up to it all. I had always tried,
before I happened to bite that lion, to be a friendly kind of a dog
toward boys and humans and dogs, all three. I'd always been expected to
do a certain amount of tail-wagging and be friendly. But as soon as I
got to be a Public Character, I saw right away I wasn't expected to be
_too_ friendly any more. So, every now and then, I'd growl a little,
for no reason at all. A dog that has bit a lion is naturally expected to
have fierce thoughts inside of him; I could see that. And you have got
to act the way humans expect you to act, if you want to slide along
through the world without too much trouble.
So when Heinie would bring me the ready-chewed steak I'd growl at him a
little bit. And then I'd bolt and gobble the steak like I didn't think
so derned much of it, after all, and was doing Heinie a big personal
favour to eat it. And now and then I'd pretend I wasn't going to eat a
piece of it unless it was chewed finer for me, and growl at him about
that.
That way of acting made a big hit with Heinie, too. I could see that he
was honoured and flattered because I didn't go any further than just a
growl. It gave him a chance to say he knew how to manage animals. And
the more I growled, the more steak he brought. Everybody in town fed
me. I pretty near ate myself to death for a while there, besides all the
meat I buried back of Doc Watson's store to dig up later.
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