American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
But my natural disposition is to be friendly. I would rather be loved
than feared, which is what Bill Patterson, the village drunkard, used
to say. When they put him into the calaboose every Saturday afternoon
he used to look out between the bars on the back window and talk to the
boys and dogs that had gathered round and say that he thanked them
one and all for coming to an outcast's dungeon as a testimonial of
affection, and he would rather be loved than feared. And my natural
feelings are the same. I had to growl and keep dignified and go on being
a Public Character, but often I would say to myself that it was losing
me all my real friends, too.
The worst of it was that people, after a week or so, began to expect
me to pull something else remarkable. Freckles, he got up a circus, and
charged pins and marbles, and cents when he found any one that had any,
to get into it, and I was the principal part of that circus. I was in a
cage, and the sign over me read:
SPOT, THE DOG THAT LICKED A LION
TEN PINS ADMITTION
To feed the lion-eater, one cent or two white chiney marbles extry but
bring your own meat.
Pat him once on the head twinty pins, kids under five not allowed to.
For shaking hands with Spot the lion-eater, girls not allowed, gents
three white chinies, or one aggie marble.
Lead him two blocks down the street and back, one cent before starting,
no marbles or pins taken for leading him.
For sicking him on to cats three cents or one red cornelian marble if
you furnish the cat. Five cents to use Watson's cat. Watson's biggest
Tom-cat six cents must be paid before sicking. Small kids and girls not
allowed to sick him on cats.
Well, we didn't take in any cat-sicking money. And it was just as well.
You never can tell what a cat will do. But Freckles put it in because it
sounded sort of fierce. I didn't care for being caged and circused that
way myself. And it was right at that circus that considerable trouble
started.
Seeing me in a cage like that, all famoused-up, with more meat poked
through the slats than two dogs could eat, made Mutt Mulligan and some
of my old friends jealous.
Mutt, he nosed up by the cage and sniffed. I nosed a piece of meat out
of the cage to him. Mutt grabbed it and gobbled it down, but he didn't
thank me any. Mutt, he says:
“There's a new dog down town that says he blew in from Chicago. He says
he used to be a Blind Man's Dog on a street corner there. He's a
pretty wise dog, and he's a right ornery-looking dog, too. He's peeled
considerably where he has been bit in fights.”
“Well, Mutt,” says I, “as far as that goes I'm peeled considerable
myself where I've been bit in fights.”
“I know you are, Spot,” says Mutt. “You don't need to tell me that. I've
peeled you some myself from time to time.”
“Yes,” I says, “you did peel me some, Mutt. And I've peeled you some,
too. More'n that, I notice that right leg of yours is a little stiff yet
where I got to it about three weeks ago.”
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