American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
And right in the midst of it Mutt run in and bit Freckles on the calf
of his leg. Any dog will fight for his boy when his boy is getting the
worst of it. But when Mutt did that I give a bulge against the wooden
slats on the cage and two of them came off, and I was on top of Mutt.
The circus was in the barn, and the hens began to scream and the horses
began to stomp, and all the boys yelled, “Sick 'im!” and “Go to it!”
and danced around and hollered, and the little girls yelled, and all the
other dogs began to bark, and it was a right lively and enjoyable time.
But Mrs. Watson, Freckles's mother, and the hired girl ran out from the
house and broke the fight up.
Grown women are like that. They don't want to fight themselves, and
they don't seem to want any one else to have any fun. You gotto be a
hypocrite around a grown woman to get along with her at all. And then
she'll feed you and make a lot of fuss over you. But the minute you
start anything with real enjoyment in it she's surprised to see you
acting that way. Nobody was licked satisfactory in that fight, or licked
any one else satisfactory.
Well, that night after supper, along comes that Blind Man's Dog. Never
did I see a Blind Man's Dog that was as tight-skinned. I ain't a dog
that brags, myself, and I don't say I would have licked that heavy a dog
right easy, even if he had been a loose-skinned dog. What I do say is
that I had been used to fighting looseskinned dogs that you can get
some sort of a reasonable hold on to while you are working around for
position. And running into a tight-skinned dog that way, all of a sudden
and all unprepared for it, would make anybody nervous. How are you
going to get a purchase on a tight-skinned dog when you've been fighting
looseskinned dogs for so long that your teeth and jaws just naturally
set themselves for a loose-skinned dog without thinking of it?
Lots of dogs wouldn't have fought him at all when they realized how they
had been fooled about him, and how tight-skinned he was. But I was a
Public Character now, and I had to fight him. More than that, I ain't
ready to say yet that that dog actually licked me. Freckles he hit him
in the ribs with a lump of soft coal, and he got off of me and run away
before I got my second wind. There's no telling what I would have done
to that Blind Man's Dog, tight-skinned as he was, if he hadn't run away
before I got my second wind.
Well, there's some mighty peculiar dogs in this world, let alone boys
and humans. The word got around town, in spite of his running away like
that before I got my second wind, that that Blind Man's Dog, so called,
had actually licked me! Many pretended to believe it. Every time
Freckles and me went down the street someone would say:
“Well, the dog that licked the lion got licked himself, did he?”
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