American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Well, then, Spot,” says Mutt, “maybe you want to come down here and see
what you can do to my other three legs. I never saw the day I wouldn't
give you a free bite at one leg and still be able to lick you on the
other three.”
“You wouldn't talk that way if I was out of this cage,” I says, getting
riled.
“What did you ever let yourself be put into that fool cage for?” Mutt
says. “You didn't have to. You got such a swell head on you the last
week or so that you gotto be licked. You can fool boys and humans all
you want to about that accidental old lion, but us dogs got your number,
all right. What that Blind Man's Dog from Chicago would do to you would
be a plenty!”
“Well, then,” I says, “I'll be out of this cage along about supper time.
Suppose you bring that Blind Man's Dog around here. And if he ain't
got a spiked collar on to him, I'll fight him. I won't fight a
spike-collared dog to please anybody.”
And I wouldn't, neither, without I had one on myself, If you can't get
a dog by the throat or the back of his neck, what's the use of fighting
him? You might just as well try to eat a blacksmith shop as fight one of
those spike-collared dogs.
“Hey, there!” Freckles yelled at Tom Mulligan, who is Mutt Mulligan's
boy. “You get your fool dog away from the lion-eaters cage!”
Tom, he histed Mutt away. But he says to Freckles, being jealous
himself, “Don't be scared, Freck, I won't let my dog hurt yours any.
Spot, he's safe. He's in a cage where Mutt can't get to him.”
Freckles got riled. He says, “1 ain't in any cage, Tom.”
Tom, he didn't want to fight very bad. But all the other boys and dogs
was looking on. And he'd sort of started it. He didn't figure that he
could shut up that easy. And there was some girls there, too.
“If I was to make a pass at you,” says Tom, “you'd wish you was in a
cage.”
Freckles, he didn't want to fight so bad, either. But he was running
this circus, and he didn't feel he could afford to pass by what Tom said
too easy. So he says:
“Maybe you think you're big enough to put me into a cage.”
“If I was to make a pass at you,” says Tom, “there wouldn't be enough
left of you to put in a cage.”
“Well, then,” says Freckles, “why don't you make a pass at me?”
“Maybe you figure I don't dast to,” says Tom.
“I didn't say you didn't dast to,” says Freckles; “any one that says
I said you didn't dast to is a link, link, liar, and so's his Aunt
Mariar.”
Tom, he says, “I ain't got any Aunt Mariar. And you're another and
dastn't back it.”
Then some of the other kids put chips on to their shoulders. And each
dared the other to knock his chip off. And the other kids pushed and
jostled them into each other till both chips fell off, and they went at
it then. Once they got started they got really mad and each did all he
knew how.
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