“Why, nothing. I must not give you any advice at all. I won't. Instead
I'll give you one of Father's pet proverbs. It isn't an elegant one, but
he is very fond of repeating it. 'There are more ways of killing a cat
than choking it to death with butter.' There! you will admit it is not
elegant.”
“But Miss Colton! Killing a cat! What in the world?”
“You mustn't ask me. I shouldn't have said even that. But remember, it
is father's pet proverb. I must go. Please give my love to your mother
and tell her I shall call again soon. Good-by.”
She walked briskly away and did not look back. I went home. I thought a
great deal during the evening and until late that night. When, at last,
I did go to bed I had not made much progress in the problem of the cat,
but I did believe that there was a rat in the vicinity. I was beginning
to scent one. If I was not mistaken it called itself the Bay Shore
Development Company.
I said nothing to Mother of the new proposal to buy our land, but next
morning at the bank I wrote a letter to the cashier of a bank in Boston,
one of our correspondents, and with which our little institution was on
very friendly terms. I asked the cashier to make some guarded inquiries
concerning the Bay Shore Company, to find out, if possible, who was
behind it and also to inquire concerning Barclay and Keene, the real
estate brokers of Milk Street.
The reply to my letter reached me on Friday. It was satisfactory,
eminently so. And when, on Saturday afternoon, Mr. Keene, bland and
smiling as ever, made his appearance at the house, I was ready for him.
I stood on the step and made no move to invite him within. “Well, Mr.
Paine,” he said, cordially, “are you ready to talk business?”
“Quite ready,” I answered.
He beamed with satisfaction.
“Good!” he exclaimed. “Then what is your figure?”
“My figure is a naught,” I replied, with emphasis. “You may tell your
employer that I do not care to sell the land to him, no matter whether
he calls himself James Colton or the Bay Shore Development Company. Oh
yes; and, if you like, you may add that this particular cat declines to
be choked.”
Mr. Keene showed signs of choking, himself, and I shut the door and left
him outside. Lute, who had been listening at the dining-room window and
had heard only fragments of the brief interview, was in a state of added
incoherence.
“Well, by time!” he gasped. “What--what sort of talk was that? Chokin' a
cat! A cat!! We ain't got no cat.”
“Haven't we?” I observed. “Why, no, so we haven't! Perhaps you had
better explain that to Mr. Keene, Lute. It may help him to understand
the situation. And add that I suggest his telling the person who sent
him here that soft-soap is no improvement on butter.”
I think Lute did tell him just that, doubtless with all sorts of excuses
for my insanity, for the next day, Sunday, as I walked along the beach,
a big body came ploughing down the sandy slope and joined me.
“Hello!” said Colton.
“Good morning,” said I.
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