The Rival Campers; Or, The Adventures of Henry BurnsSmith, Ruel Perley
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The Rival Campers; Or, The Adventures of Henry Burns
Smith, Ruel Perley
Boats and boating -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
There, stretching themselves out on the hot sands before the blaze, they
waited for their clothing to dry on them. They were much liked by the
boys and girls of the village, and were at once a part of a jolly group,
each of which party had a separate detail to recount in the capsizing of
the canoe as they had seen it.
All at once the picnickers were startled by a howl of rage from Colonel
Witham. All eyes were turned upon him. He was executing the most
extraordinary contortions and dance-steps that could be imagined. An
Indian chief, excelling all his tribe at a war-dance, could not have
outdone the grotesque movements of the colonel.
“What ails the man?” cried Captain Sam. “He must have gone clean crazy.”
And he started for the colonel on the run.
But before he could reach him another accident happened. In his dancing
about, the colonel trod most unexpectedly on a small log of wood, his
heels flew out from under him, and down he came with a mighty splash in a
little pool of sea-water that had been left in a hollow of rock by the
last receding tide.
There the colonel lay, like an enormous turtle, helpless for a moment
with rage and astonishment, and all the while sputtering fiercely and
crying out.
“What on earth ails you, colonel?” asked Captain Sam, hurrying to his
assistance. “You haven’t gone crazy, have you?” And he helped the colonel
to his feet with a great effort.
“Pepper!” roared the purple-faced colonel. “Pepper!”
“Pepper!” cried Captain Sam. “What about pepper?”
“Everything about it!” sputtered the colonel. “It’s in the chowder! Taste
it and see.”
“What’s that?” cried Captain Sam. “If those young scamps have peppered
the chowder I’ll thrash every one of them myself. Here, let me see,” and,
picking up the ladle which the colonel had dropped, he cautiously tasted
the chowder.
“Why, there’s no pepper in it,” he said. “It’s just right. I don’t taste
any pepper.”
As, indeed, he did not, the colonel having got it all.
“You must have a strong imagination, colonel,” he said.
“Imagination!” bellowed the colonel. “Imagination! I just wish your
tongue was stuck full of a million red-hot needles and your mouth was
filled with hornets, that’s all I wish. Where’s the boy that put that
pepper into that spoon? Where is he? Show him to me and I’ll make an
example of him right here. I’ll put him head first into the chowder by
the heels.”
As no one had put the pepper into the ladle, no culprit could be found to
show to the colonel; and as the colonel could not select a victim out of
a score or more of boys who were present, he could only vent his rage to
no purpose, while the villagers, who had laughed themselves nearly sick
over the colonel’s antics, gave him what sympathy they could feign.
It ended in the colonel’s taking himself off in a great fury, declaring
that any one who pleased could make the chowder, and he hoped it would
choke them all, and that fish-bones innumerable would stick in the
throats of whoever ate it.
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