Africa, West -- Fiction; British -- Africa -- Fiction
Peter was ever a dreamer. He dreamt of heroic matters such as rescuing
grey-eyed damsels from tall villains in evening dress. These villains
smoked cigarettes and sneered at the distress of their victims, until
Peter came along and, with one well-directed blow, struck the sallow
scoundrels to the earth.
Peter was in height some four feet eleven inches, and stoutish. He wore
big, round, steel-rimmed glasses, and had a false tooth--a possession
which ordinarily checks the pugilistically inclined, and can
reasonably serve as an excellent excuse for prudent inaction in moments
when the finger of heroism beckons frantically.
Peter, moreover, led forlorn hopes; stormed (in armour of an impervious
character) breached fortresses under flights of arrows; planted
tattered flags, shot-riddled, on bristling ramparts; and between
whiles, in calmer spirit, was martyred for his country’s sake, in
certain little warlike expeditions in Central Africa.
Being by nature of an orderly disposition, he brought something of the
method of his life into his dreams.
Thus, he charged at the head of his men, between 19, Redcow Court,
and the fish-shop, in the morning, when he went to buy his breakfast
haddock. He was martyred between the Borough and the Marshalsea
Recreation Grounds, when he took a walk; was borne to a soldier’s
grave, amidst national lamentations, on the return journey, and did
most of his rescuing after business hours.
Many years ago Peter had been a clerk in a city warehouse; a quiet
respectable man, given to gardening. One day money was missing from
the cashier’s desk, and Peter was suspected. He was hypnotized by the
charge, allowed himself to be led off to the police station without
protest, listened as a man in a dream to the recital of the evidence
against him--beautifully circumstantial evidence it was--and went down
from the dock not fully realizing that a grey-haired old gentleman
on the bench had awarded him six months’ hard labour, in a calm,
unemotional voice.
Peter had served four months of his sentence when the real thief was
detected, and confessed to his earlier crime. Peter’s employers were
shocked; they were good, honest, Christian people, and the managing
director of the company was--as he told Peter afterwards--so distressed
that he nearly put off his annual holiday to the Engadine.
The firm did a handsome thing, for they pensioned Peter off, and Peter
went to the Borough, because he had eccentric views, one of which was
that he carried about him the taint of his conviction.
He came to be almost proud of his unique experience, boasted a little I
fear, and earned an undeserved reputation in criminal circles. He was
pointed out as he strolled forth in the cool of summer evenings, as a
man who had burgled a bank, as What’s-his-name, the celebrated forger.
He was greatly respected.
“How did you get on?”
Amber was thinking of the little man’s many lovable qualities when the
question was addressed to him.
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