To none was she a greater enigma than to her manager, Mr. Boulderson
Munns. Proud of her success, and disposed in his open-hearted
vulgarity to testify to her his appreciation of it, that liberal
gentleman purchased a gaudy and expensive diamond-bracelet, had an
appropriate inscription in gilt letters put on to its morocco-leather
case, and sent it to Miss Grace Lambert. The next morning, bracelet,
case and all were laid on the managerial table, with a little note
from Miss Lambert thanking Mr. Munns very sincerely for his kindness,
but declining the present on the grounds that Miss Lambert was doing
no more than fulfilling the terms of her engagement, and adding, that
if Mr. Munns had found that engagement profitable, the time to show
his appreciation of it would be when they came to settle terms for the
next season. There was a combination of independence and business in
this reply, which tickled Mr. Munns exceedingly. At first he was
annoyed at the note, read it with a portentous frown, and strode up
and down his room, plucking at the dyed whiskers wrathfully. But by
the time Mr. Duff arrived with his usual budget of letters to be read,
bills to be paid, questions to be asked, &c., the great _impressario_
had softened down wonderfully, and had forgotten his rage at what he
at first imagined the slight put upon him by his new singer, in his
impossibility to comprehend her.
"I can't make her out, Billy," said he, "and that's the fact. I've
known 'em of all kinds; but she licks the lot. Look here at her
letter! She won't have that bracelet, Billy--just shove it into the
strong-box, will you? we can get the inscription altered, and it'll do
for somebody else--and talks about fresh terms for next season.
Reg'lar knowing little shot, ain't she? Quiet little devil, too;
wouldn't come down to my garden-party at Teddington, on Wednesday,
though I had the Dook and Sir George, and a whole lot of 'em dyin' to
be introduced to her, 'No go, your Grace!' I said, 'she won't come;
but when Venus is bashful let's stick to Bacchus, who's always our
friend.' I haven't had a classical education, Billy, but I think that
was rather neat; and so they did, and punished the 'sham' awfully.
However, it's all good for trade. She and that old cat, her aunt--not
her aunt? well, Bloxam; you know who I mean--go about to Lady
Carabas', and all the right sort of people, and the more she won't
know the wrong sort of people, the more they want to know her, and the
'let's' tremendous. The other shop's done up, sir; chawed up, smashed!
MacBone and Ivory and Déloge, and the rest of 'em, tell me they can't
sell a stall for the Regent; and I hear that Miramella threatened
Jacowski with a fork at dinner the other day, because he spoke of Miss
Lambert, and swore she'd go to America. Best thing she could do,
stupid old fool!"
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