The Roman hat mystery : $b A problem in deductionQueen, Ellery
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The Roman hat mystery : $b A problem in deduction
Queen, Ellery
Detective and mystery stories; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Novelists -- Fiction; Police -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
“Eh?” Ellery started, blinking his eyes. He removed his pince-nez,
and said slowly, “My very revered father, I am beginning to think
that—Well! There’s little peace in this world for a quiet book-loving
man.” He sat down on the arm of the dead man’s seat, his eyes troubled.
Suddenly he smiled. “Take care that you don’t repeat the unfortunate
error of that ancient butcher who, with his twoscore apprentices,
sought high and low for his most treasured knife when all the time it
reposed quietly in his mouth.”
“You’re very informative these days, my son,” said the Inspector
petulantly. “Flint!”
The detective came forward.
“Flint,” said Queen, “you’ve had one pleasant job to-night and I’ve
another for you. Think your back could stand a little more bending?
Seems to me I remember you took a weight-lifting contest in the Police
Games when you were pounding a beat.”
“Yes, sir,” said Flint, grinning broadly. “I guess I can stand the
strain.”
“Well, then,” continued the Inspector, jamming his hands into his
pockets, “here’s your job. Get a squad of men together—good Lord, I
should have brought the Reserves along with me!—and make an exhaustive
search of every square foot of the theatre-property, inside and out.
You’ll be looking for ticket-stubs, do you understand? Anything
resembling half a ticket has to be in my possession when you’re
through. Search the theatre-floor particularly, but don’t neglect the
rear, the steps leading up to the balcony, the lobby outside, the
sidewalk in front of the theatre, the alleyways at both sides, the
lounge downstairs, the men’s room, the ladies’ room—Here, here! That’ll
never do. Call up the nearest precinct for a matron and have her do
that. Thoroughly clear?”
Flint was off with a cheerful nod.
“Now, then.” Queen stood rubbing his hands. “Mr. Panzer, would you
step this way a minute? Very kind of you, sir. I’m afraid we’re making
unholy nuisances of ourselves to-night, but it can’t be helped. I see
the audience is on the verge of rebellion. I’d be obliged if you would
trot up to the stage and announce that they will be held here just a
little while longer, to have patience, and all that sort of thing.
Thank you!”
As Panzer hurried down the center aisle, people clutching at his coat
to detain him, Detective Hagstrom, standing a few feet away, caught
the Inspector’s eye. By his side was a small slim youth of nineteen,
chewing gum with vehement motions of his jaw, and obviously quite
nervous at the ordeal he was facing. He was clad in a black-and-gold
uniform, very ornate and resplendent, and incongruously fitted out with
a starched shirt-front and a wing collar and bow tie. A cap resembling
the headgear of a bell-boy perched on his blonde head. He coughed
deprecatingly as the Inspector motioned him forward.
“Here is the boy who says they don’t sell ginger ale in this theatre,”
said Hagstrom severely, grasping the lad’s arm in a suggestive grip.
“You don’t, eh, son?” asked Queen affably. “How is that?”
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