The Romance of His Life, and Other RomancesCholmondeley, Mary
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The Romance of His Life, and Other Romances
Cholmondeley, Mary
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
HENRY. But ought the cause to be judged by the folly of a few howling
dervishes? Sometimes it really seems, Eugenia, as if women were
determined to regard the brawling brotherhood as if it represented
the men who seek for the vote. And yet the sad part is that these
brawlers have done more in two years to advance the cause than their
more orderly brothers have achieved in twenty. For years past I
have heard quiet suffragists say that all their efforts have been
like knocking in a padded room. They can't make themselves heard.
Women smiled and said the moment was not opportune. The press gave
garbled accounts of their sayings and doings.
EUGENIA. Your simile is unfortunate. No one wants to emancipate the
only persons who are confined in padded rooms.
HENRY. Not if they are unjustly confined?
EUGENIA [_with immense patience_]. Dear Henry, must we really go over
this old ground again? Men used to have votes as we all know. In the
earliest days of all, of course, both men and women had them. The
ancient records prove that beyond question, and that women presented
themselves with men at the hustings. Then women were practically
disfranchised, and for hundreds of years men ruled alone, though it
was not until near the reign of Victoria the First that by the
interpolation of the word "male" before "persons" in the Reform Act
of 1832 women were legally disfranchised. Men were disfranchised
almost as suddenly in the reign of Man-hating Mary the Second of
blessed memory.
HENRY. I know, I know, but....
EUGENIA [_whose oratorical instincts are not exhausted by her public
life_]. You must remember I would have you all--I mean I would have
you, Henry, remember that men were only disfranchised after the
general election of 2009. It was the wish of the country. We must
bow to that.
HENRY. You mean it was the wish of the women of the country, who were
a million stronger numerically than men.
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