The Romance of His Life, and Other RomancesCholmondeley, Mary
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The Romance of His Life, and Other Romances
Cholmondeley, Mary
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
EUGENIA. It was the wish of the majority, including many thousands of
enlightened men, my grandfather among them, who saw the danger to
their country involved in continued male suffrage. After all, Henry,
it was men who were guilty of the disaster of adult suffrage. Women
never asked for it--they were deeply opposed to it. They only
demanded the suffrage on the same terms that men had it in Edward
the Seventh's time. Adult suffrage was the last important enactment
of men, and one which ought to prove to you, considering the
incalculable harm it did, that men, in spite of their admirable
qualities, are not sufficiently far-sighted to be trusted with a
vote. Adult suffrage lost us India. It all but lost us our Colonies,
for the corner-men and wastrels and unemployed who momentarily
became our rulers saw no use for them. The only good result of adult
suffrage was that women, by the happy chance of their numerical
majority, and with the help of Mary the Man-hater, were able to
combine, to outvote the men and so to seize the reins and abolish
it.
HENRY. And abolish us too.
EUGENIA. It was an extraordinary _coup d'état_, the one good result of
the disaster of adult suffrage. It was a bloodless revolution, but
the most amazing in the annals of history. And it saved the country.
HENRY. I do not deny it. But you can't get away from the fact that men
did give women the vote originally. And now men have lost it
themselves. Why should not women give it back to men--I mean, of
course, only to those who have the same qualifications as to
property as women voters have? After all it was by reason of our
physical force that we were entitled to rule, at least men always
said so. Over and over again they said so in the House, and that
women can't be soldiers and sailors and special constables as we
can. And our physical force remains the greater to this day.
EUGENIA. We do everything to encourage it.
HENRY. Without us, Eugenia, you would have no army, no navy, no
miners. We do the work of the world. We guard and police the nation,
and yet we are not entitled to a hearing.
EUGENIA. Your ignorance of the force that rules the world is assumed
for rhetorical purposes.
HENRY. I suppose you will say brain ought to rule. Well, some of us
are just as able as some of you. Look at our great electricians, our
shipbuilders, our inventors, our astronomers, our poets, nearly all
are men. Shakespeare was a man.
EUGENIA [_sententiously_]. There was a day, and a very short day it
was, when it was said that brain ought to rule. Brain did make the
attempt, but it could no more rule this planet than brute force
could continue to do so. You know, and I know, and every schoolgirl
knows, that what rules the birth-rate rules the world.
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