England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Families -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
“Oh, I’m most tremendously fit,” replied Doug. “At least--I’m normal.
One ought always to feel like this; everybody ought. It’s their own
fault if they don’t. Why didn’t you dip today, Teddy? Where’s the old
Ruffian? What were you thinking about just before I came out?”
“About the Watsons,” said Ursula convincingly; “I was wondering why
Stanley’s idea of a holiday was to shave only twice a week, and wear a
collar and no tie, and a pencil still clipped to his waistcoat pocket.”
“I think he cast his tie out of compliment to me,” laughed Doug; “but
his respectability still clung to the neat collar-stud and efficient
pencil! He did rather upset the scenery whenever he appeared. The kids
were jolly, though--especially the one with the idiot name; she was a
real little sport in the water!”
Grace and Stanley, with Gums, the four children and Lottie, had
recently returned to “Merlin’s Isle” at Buckler’s Cross, after a
month’s painstaking holiday enriching Mr. Wenn at the Polpinnock
Temperance Hotel. They were very disappointed that Grey Stone had not
been able to accommodate them all. “Poor Ursula will be glad to have
some of her own family around her,” Grace had explained their choice of
a place to Miss Roberts. “A husband isn’t like a sister, after all.”
“Not in the least,” Miss Roberts agreed fervently. “And I’ve always
longed to see some really _wild_ country....” In fact, she was
positively disappointed when the country of Morcar did not rise and
spring at her.
Ursula did indeed welcome Grace and Lottie warmly. But she would have
preferred a visit from Bunny, who, following his destiny, was now
black-sheeping it in New Zealand.
“Auntie Teddy, what does father mean when he says Uncle Bunny’ll never
be anything but a Mittens Man,” Freda, the youngest niece, had inquired.
Ursula forthwith sought out Stanley and hotly tackled him.
“Look here, Stanley, why do you label poor old Bunny a remittance man?”
“My dear Ursula, I don’t want my children to grow up believing there’s
anything advisable in not sticking to their home and jobs.” But he
re-told the anecdote of the Mittens Man with considerable pride and
relish to any one trapped to listen by his off-hand: “Rather a smart
thing I heard a kid say the other day. Well, as a matter of fact, it
was my own youngster----”
Perhaps her brother-in-law’s measured patronage of the rocks and
coves, their formation, their antiquity, their historical interest and
their effect upon his own psychology (_a_) where they exceeded
expectations and (_b_) where they fell below it, had something
to do with Ursula’s present apathy towards nature. A yet sadder
spectacle was a genial Stanley going about among the fishermen and
palling up with them, punning hearty puns to suit their intelligence,
or listening with deliberate respect to their views on politics--“You
know, Barrison, sometimes these chaps say something worth hearing. They
_think_, you know!”
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