The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
"There niver wor such times as these here 'at we're privileged to live
in!" said one of the assembly which usually forgathered round the
blacksmith's forge and anvil of an afternoon. "Money runs like water i'
t'midst on us. I un'erstand at wheer t' 'Coach-and-Four' used to tak'
six barril o'ale it now needs eighteen, and t'landlord o' t' 'Brown
Cow,' up at t'top end o' t'village, says 'at he mun build a new tap-room
for t'workmen to sit in, for his house is filled to t'brim wi' 'em ivery
neet. An' they say 'at Farnish's shop hez more nor once been varry near
selled clear out o' all 'at there wor in it, and 'at they've hed to send
to Sicaster for new supplies. An' it's t'same wi' t'butcher--he's
killin' six or eight times as many beasts and sheep as he used to, and
t'last Frida' neet he hadn't as much as a mutton chop nor a bit o' liver
left i' t'place. Now, there is some brass about, and no mistak'!"
"Why, thou sees, it's what's called t'circulation o' money," observed
the blacksmith, leisurely leaning on his hammer. "It goes here and it
goes theer, like t'winds o' heaven. Now, ye were sayin' 'at Jecholiah
Farnish's shop's varry near been cleaned out more nor once--varry weel,
if ye'd nobbut think a bit, that means 'at Jeckie wor gettin' her own
back wi' summat added to it--that's what's meant by t'circulation o'
money. We all on us know 'at this here army o' fellers, all at their
various jobs, is paid bi Jeckie and her partner, Mrs. Albert Grice, all
on 'em. Twice a week they're paid--one half on 'em o' Mondays, and
t'other half o' Fridays. Varry weel, they get their brass--now then,
they hev to lig it out, and it goes i' various ways--and a good deal on
it goes back to Jeckie for bread and bacon and cheese and groceries,
d'ye see? She pays out wi' one hand and she tak's in wi' t'other;
they've niver had such an amount o' trade at her shop as they hev now.
Stan's to reason!--ye can't hev three or four hundred stout fellers
come workin' in a place wi'out 'em liggin' brass out. They mun ate and
drink--same as what t'rest on us does. And so t'money goes back'ard and
forrards."
"Aye, but theer's one i' t'place 'at'll tak' good care 'at some on it
sticks in' her palm!" said an individual who leaned against the door and
watched the proceedings out of a squinting eye. "Theer'll be a nice bit
o' profit for Jeckie Farnish out o' all that extry grocery trade--tak' a
bit o' notice o' that!"
"Varry like--but when all's said and done," answered the first speaker,
"theer's no denyin' t'fact 'at all this here brass 'at's bein' paid out
and spent i' t'village hes what they call its origin wi' her and t'other
woman. They hef to pay t'contractors, ye know. And a bonny-like sum it
mun be an' all, wi' all that machinery, and t'stuff 'at they've browt
here i' building material, and t'men's wages--gow, I couldn't ha' thowt
'at her and Albert Grice's wife could ha' had so much brass!"
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