The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
"Now, how much will they reckon to mak' a year out o' t'job when it's
fully established, like?" asked a man who had shown his keen interest by
watching each preceding speaker with his mouth wide open and his eyes
turning and staring from one to another. "Is there a deal to be made out
o' this here coal trade? 'Cause mi mother, 'at lives close to Mestur
Revis' colliery, yonder at Heronshawe Main, as they call it, she niver
pays no more nor five shillin' a ton for her coal. I reckon ye'd hev to
sell a lot o' tons o' coal at that figure before ye'd get enew o' brass
to pay for all 'at's bein' laid out here--what?"
"Thy mother lives close to t'scenes o' operations, fathead!" retorted
the blacksmith. "She's on t'threshold, as it were--nowt to do but buy it
as it comes out o' t'pit. But if thy mother lived i' London town, what
dusta think she'd hev to pay for her coal then? I've read pieces i'
t'papers about coal bein' as much as three and four pounds a ton i'
London--what's ta think o' that?"
"Why, now, that's summat like a price!" assented the questioner. "I
shouldn't hev no objection misen to sellin' coal at four pound a ton.
But they hev to get it to London town first, hevn't they, afore they can
sell?"
Before the blacksmith could give enlightenment on this economic point,
the jack-of-all-trades, who, on a previous similar occasion, had warned
Ben Scholes of what Jeckie was after in buying his land, put in one of
his caustic remarks.
"Aye, and afore Jeckie Farnish gets her coal to London town--which there
isn't no such place, 'cause London's a city--she'll hev to get it
somewheer else!" he said. "Don't ye forget that!"
"I thowt ye'd ha' summat to say," sneered the blacksmith. "Wheer hes she
to get it, like?--ye'll knaw, of course."
"I dew knaw," affirmed the wiseacre. "She'll hev to get it to t'surface!
It's i' t'bowels o' t'earth yet, is that coal--it's none on t'top."
"What's to prevent it bein' browt to t'top, clever 'un?" demanded the
blacksmith. "Aren't they at work sinkin' t'shafts as fast as they can?"
"Aye--and I've knawn wheer they sunk t'shafts deeper nor wheer ye heerd
on!" said the clever one. "And then they niver got no coal! Not 'cause
t'coal worn't there--it wor theer, reight enough wor t'coal. But it
niver rase to t'top!"
"And for why, pray?" asked an eager listener. "What wor theer to prevent
it?"
But the hinter at evil things, having shot his shafts, was turning on
his heel, bound for the tap-room at the "Brown Cow."
"Niver ye mind!" he said darkly. "Theer's been no coal led away fro'
Jeckie Farnish's pit mouth yit! An' happen ther niver will be!"
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