The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
Jeckie went down the shop to the door, tapped at the glass of the upper
panel, pushed aside a heavy curtain that hung behind, and entered upon
old Grice as he sat down to his dinner. He was a biggish, round-faced,
bald-headed man, bearded, save for his upper lip, which was very large
and very tight--folk who knew George Grice well, and went to him seeking
favours, watched that tight lip, and knew from it whether he was going
to accede or not. He was a prosperous-looking man, too; plump and
well-fed; and there was a fine round of cold beef and a bowl of smoking
potatoes before him, to say nothing of a freshly-cut salad, a big piece
of prime Cheddar and a tankard of foaming ale. The buxom servant-lass
who attended to the wants of the widowed father and the bachelor son,
was just going out of the room by one door as Jeckie entered by the
other. She glanced wonderingly at the visitor, but George Grice, picking
up the carving knife and fork, showed no surprise. He had long since
graduated in the school of life, and well knew the signs when man or
woman came wanting something.
"Hallo!" he said in sharp, businesslike tones. "Queer time o' day to
come visiting, mi lass! What's in the wind, now?"
Jeckie, uninvited, sat down in one of the two easy chairs which flanked
the hearth, and went straight to her subject.
"Mr. Grice!" she said, having ascertained by a glance that the door
leading to the kitchen was safely closed. "I came down to see you. Now,
look here, Mr. Grice; you know me, and you know I'm going to marry your
Albert."
"Humph!" muttered Grice, busied in carving thin slices of beef for
himself. "Aye, and what then?"
"And you know I shall make him a rare good wife, too," continued Jeckie.
"The best wife he could find anywhere in these parts!"
"When I were a lad," remarked Grice, with the ghost of a thin smile
about his top lip, "we used to write a certain saying in the
copybook--'Self-praise is no recommendation.' I'm not so certain of it
myself, though. Some folks knows the value of their own goods better
than anybody."
"I know the value of mine!" asserted Jeckie solemnly. "You couldn't find
a better wife for Albert than I shall make him if you went all through
Yorkshire with a small-tooth comb! And you know it, Mr. Grice!"
"Well, mi lass," said Grice, "and what then?"
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