The Root of All EvilFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Root of All Evil
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
But when George Grice saw the golden teapot elevated above the front
door, he experienced very much the same feeling which fills the breast
of a mariner, who, having sailed long in fog and mist, sees them lift,
and finds before him a rocky and perilous coast. Just as a pestle and
mortar denote the presence of a chemist, so a teapot would seem to
indicate the presence of a dealer in tea--and in like commodities. And
it was in something of a cold sweat, induced by anticipation, that he
tucked up the corner of his apron and sallied across the street to find
out, once and for all, what that glaring object meant.
"Now, mi lad!" he began, coming across the carpenter at the threshold of
the renovated house, "What's t'meanin' o' that thing ye've just fixed
up? It 'ud seem to be a imitation of a teapot, if it owt is owt. What's
it mean, like? What's this here shop going to be?"
The carpenter, a quiet, meditative man, not without a sense of humour,
had received his instructions from Jeckie the night before--at noon that
day he was to place the golden teapot in position, affix a sign beneath
it, and complete the bold announcement by draping the Union Jack over
both. So there was no longer any need for secrecy, and with a jerk of
his thumb he motioned Grice within one of the newly-fitted rooms, and
pointed to an oblong object which rested, covered with coarse sacking,
on the counter.
"Mean, eh?" he said, with a laugh. "Why, it means, Mr. Grice, 'at you're
going to hev a bit o' competition, like! They say 'at it's a good thing
for t'community, is competition, so yer mo'nt grummle. But if you want
t'exact meanin'--why, ye can look at this here, if ye like. It'll be up
ower t'door in a few o' minutes, for all t'place to see, but I'll gi'
yer a private view wi' pleasure--very neat and tasty it is. I'm sure
ye'll admit."
With that the carpenter stripped off the sacking from the oblong object
and revealed a signboard, the background whereof was of a light
apple-green, the lettering in brilliant gold. And Grice took in that
lettering in one glance, and stepped back in sickened amazement. Yet
there was only one word on the sign, only a name--but the name was
"Farnish."
"Nice bit o' sign-writin', that, Mr. Grice?" said the carpenter,
maliciously. "Done at Clothford, was that theer--so were t'golden
teapot. She'll ha' laid a nice penny out on them two, will Miss
Farnish."
Grice, who was already purple with rage, found his tongue.
"D'ye mean to tell me 'at yon woman's going to start a grocery business
reight i' front o' my very door!" he vociferated. "Her! Going to----"
"Aye, and why not, Grice?" said a hard and dry voice behind him. "D'ye
think 'at ye've gotten a monopoly o' trade i' t'place, or i' t'district,
either? Gow, I think ye'll find yer mistaken, mi lad!"
Grice turned angrily, to find Stubley standing amongst the shavings on
the floor of the shop. The farmer nodded defiantly as he met the
grocer's irate look.
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