‘What an extraordinary story!’ said Smith and Jones, two young students,
Giglio’s especial friends.
‘Ha! what is this?’ Giglio went on, reading--
‘SECOND EDITION, EXPRESS.--We hear that the troop under Baron Spinachi
has been surrounded, and utterly routed, by General Count Hogginarmo,
and the soidisant Princess is sent a prisoner to the capital.
‘UNIVERSITY NEWS.--Yesterday, at the Schools, the distinguished young
student, Mr. Giles, read a Latin oration, and was complimented by
the Chancellor of Bosforo, Dr. Prugnaro, with the highest University
honour--the wooden spoon.’
‘Never mind that stuff,’ says GILES, greatly disturbed. ‘Come home
with me, my friends. Gallant Smith! intrepid Jones! friends of my
studies--partakers of my academic toils--I have that to tell which shall
astonish your honest minds.’
‘Go it, old boy!’ cries the impetuous Smith.
‘Talk away, my buck!’ says Jones, a lively fellow.
With an air of indescribable dignity, Giglio checked their natural, but
no more seemly, familiarity. ‘Jones, Smith, my good friends,’ said the
PRINCE, ‘disguise is henceforth useless; I am no more the humble student
Giles, I am the descendant of a royal line.’
‘Atavis edite regibus, I know, old co--’ cried Jones. He was going to
say old cock, but a flash from THE ROYAL EYE again awed him.
‘Friends,’ continued the Prince, ‘I am that Giglio, I am, in fact,
Paflagonia. Rise, Smith, and kneel not in the public street. Jones, thou
true heart! My faithless uncle, when I was a baby, filched from me that
brave crown my father left me, bred me, all young and careless of my
rights, like unto hapless Hamlet, Prince of Denmark; and had I any
thoughts about my wrongs, soothed me with promises of near redress. I
should espouse his daughter, young Angelica; we two indeed should reign
in Paflagonia. His words were false--false as Angelica’s heart!--false
as Angelica’s hair, colour, front teeth! She looked with her skew eyes
upon young Bulbo, Crim Tartary’s stupid heir, and she preferred him.’
Twas then I turned my eyes upon Betsinda--Rosalba, as she now is. And
I saw in her the blushing sum of all perfection; the pink of maiden
modesty; the nymph that my fond heart had ever woo’d in dreams,’ etc.
etc.
(I don’t give this speech, which was very fine, but very long; and
though Smith and Jones knew nothing about the circumstances, my dear
reader does, so I go on.)
The Prince and his young friends hastened home to his apartment,
highly excited by the intelligence, as no doubt by the ROYAL NARRATOR’S
admirable manner of recounting it, and they ran up to his room where he
had worked so hard at his books.
On his writing-table was his bag, grown so long that the Prince could
not help remarking it. He went to it, opened it, and what do you think
he found in it?
A splendid long, gold-handled, red-velvet-scabbarded, cut-and-thrust
sword, and on the sheath was embroidered ‘ROSALBA FOR EVER!’
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