"I beg your pardon, Lady Scarlett," said the visitor apologetically.
"It was very thoughtless of me. I am sorry."
"O Jack, old fellow, Kitty don't mind. It was only meant for a bit of
fun. But how did you get down?"
"Train, and walked over, of course."
"I _am_ glad to see you," said Scarlett. "Why didn't you say you were
coming, and meet me at the station?"
"Didn't know I was coming till the last moment.--Will you give me a bit
of dinner, Lady Scarlett?"
"Will we give you a bit of dinner?" cried Sir James. "Just hark at him!
There come along; never mind the grapes. I say, how's the practice--
improving?"
"Pooh! No. I shall never get on. I can't stick to their old humdrum
ways. I want to go forward and take advantage of the increased light
science gives us, and consequently they say I'm unorthodox, and the
fellows about my place won't meet me in consultation."
"Well, you always were a bit of a quack, old boy," said Scarlett
laughing.
"Always, always. I accept the soft impeachment. But is a man to run
the chariot of his life down in the deeply worn ruts made by his
ancestors? I say, let us keep to the rut when it is true and good; but
let us try and make new, hard, sensible tracks where we can improve upon
the old. It is my honest conviction that in the noble practice of
medicine a man may--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Just look at your husband's face,
Lady Scarlett," cried their visitor, bursting into a hearty,
uncontrollable fit of honest, contagious laughter.
"My face!" said Sir James. "Why, of course I hurry back home for
country enjoyment, and you begin a confounded lecture on medical
science. I'm quite well, thank you, doctor, and won't put out my
tongue."
"Well? Yes, you always are well," said the other.--"I never saw such a
man as your husband, Lady Scarlett; he is disgustingly robust and
hearty. Such men ought to be forced to take some complaint. Why, if
there were many of them, my profession would become bankrupt."
"You must be faint after your walk, Doctor Scales," said Lady Scarlett.
"Come in and have a cup of tea and a biscuit; it is some time yet to
dinner."
"Thanks. But may I choose for myself?"
"Of course."
"Then I have a lively recollection of a lady with whom I fell in love
last time I was here."
"A lady--fell in love?"
"Yes. Let me see," said the visitor. "She is pretty well photographed
upon my brain."
"I say, Jack, old boy, what do you mean?" cried Scarlett.
"By your leave, sir," said the doctor, waving one strong brown hand.
"Let me see; she had large, full, lustrous, beaming eyes, which dwelt
upon me kindly; her breath was odorous of the balmy meads--"
"Why, the fellow's going to do a sonnet," cried Scarlett. But the
doctor paid no heed, and went on.
"Her lips were dewy, her mousy skin was glossy, her black horns curved,
and as she ruminating stood--"
"Why, he means Dolly," cried Lady Scarlett clapping her hands--"Jersey
Dolly.--A glass of new milk, Doctor Scales?"
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