The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and RomanceHyde, James Wilson
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The Royal Mail: Its Curiosities and Romance
Hyde, James Wilson
Postal service -- Great Britain
Again, a person having suffered the loss of a letter, containing
something of value perhaps, launched a bolt from Scripture at the
Department:--
"I got no redress before, but I trust I shall on this occasion; or else
there must be something rotten in the State of Denmark. Judas Iscariot
was a thief, and carried the bag, and it will be a pity and a great
scandal if he has found a successor in some branch of the Post-office."
A fond parent, finding that some white mice sent by his little boy were
detained in the Post-office, owing to the transmission of live animals
being contrary to regulations, writes very indignantly to the
Department, overlooking its impersonal nature, and singles out the
officer whose performance of duty provoked him for such castigation as
his pen was capable of inflicting. Here is his letter, and it is mild
compared with some of the comminatory effusions which occasionally reach
the Post-office:--
"SIR,--Tuesday last week my little son sent three white mice to a friend
at ----, in a wooden revolving cage, done up strongly in brown paper,
with such sufficient biscuit to serve them for the day; but to-day we
have heard that your officious manager at our district office delayed
sending it, and wrote instead to ask the address of the sender, and
called to-day to say he would not forward the cage. Now allow me to ask
by what law has he dared to delay the delivery, and by that means no
doubt killed the little animals? They were in a wooden cage, carefully
packed, and could not in any way have been an annoyance; they were not
explosive, they were not loose; and I know of no notice in your
regulations whereby he dare to delay the delivery and starve the little
creatures to death. I would also ask by what law did he open the
package? The full postage was on the parcel, and no doubt the stamp
(4d.) has been obliterated, which he will of course have to refund, as
also the cost of the white mice; he cannot, of course, pay the
disappointment. Why did the office at ---- take it if wrong? But it is
not, because he has sent several such little creatures to others, and
they have always reached safely. He likewise had the impudence to say I
was to send to the office for the cage, &c. I feel assured you will be
equally astonished with me at his assurance. The package was booked from
here over eight days ago, and it was his duty to have delivered it.
Please see to it; the address on the parcel was ----."[6]
[6] The mice were duly fed during their detention, and were
eventually sent for by the applicant.
A young man, conceiving that he had a call to the ministry, quitted the
Post-office service to qualify for that vocation. After a time, the
following letter, which fully explains its own purpose, reached
headquarters:--
"Enclosed is from a young man in my parish, whose sister is a permanent
invalid, and his father a retired Church officer, so that he must have a
_dry_ crust.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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