The Royal Pastime of Cock-fighting: The art of breeding, feeding, fighting, and curing cocks of the gameR. H. (Robert Howlett)
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The Royal Pastime of Cock-fighting: The art of breeding, feeding, fighting, and curing cocks of the game
R. H. (Robert Howlett)
Cockfighting
And yet they fain would Fight; they came so near,
Methought they meant into each other’s Ear
To whisper Wounds; and when they could not rise,
They lay and lookt Blows int’ each others Eyes,
But now the Tragic Part! after this fit,
When_ Norfolk _Cock had got the best of it,
And_ Wisbich _lay a Dying, so that none,
Tho’ sober but might venture Seven to One;
Contracting, like a dying, Taper all
His strength, intending with the Blow to fall:
He struggles up, and having taken Wind,
Ventures a Blow, and strikes the other blind.
And now poor_ Norfolk _having lost his Eyes,
Fights only guided by Antapathies:
With him_ (Alas!) _the Proverb holds not true;
The blows his Eyes ne’er saw his Heart must rue.
At length by chance he stumbled on his foe,
Not having any power to strike a blow,
He falls upon him with his wounded Head,
And makes his Conqueror’s wings his Feather-bed:
Where lying sick his Friends were very Charie
Of him, and fetcht in hast Apothecary;
But all in vain his Body did so blister,
That ’twas uncapable of any Clister;
Wherefore at length opening his fainting Bill
He call’d a Scriv’ner and thus made his Will._
Inprimis_, Let it never be forgot,
My Body freely I bequeath to th’ Pot,
Decently to be boil’d, and for its Tomb
Let it be buried in some hungry Womb_.
Item. _Executors I will have none,
But he that on my side laid Seven to One:
And like a Gentleman that he may live,
To him and to his Heirs my Comb I give,
Together with my Brains, that all may know,
That oftentimes his Brains did use to crow_.
Item. _It is my will to th’ weaker Ones
Whose Wives complain of them, I give my Stones;
To him that’s dull I do my Spurs impart;
And to the Coward I bequeath my Heart:
To Ladies that are Light it is my will,
My Feathers should be given; and for my Bill
I’d giv’t a Taylor but it is so short,
That I’m afraid he’ll rather curse me for’t:
And for the Apothecaries fee who meant
To give me a Clister, let my Rump be sent_.
Lastly, _because I feel my Life decay,
I yield and give to_ Wisbich _Cock the day._
A Copy of Verses Writ upon a COCK-MATCH.
By a Lover of the _Royal Sport_.
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