Country life -- England; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
their proper receivers of glass, or china, or possibly of plate. Wine
and spirit decanters are to be washed and carefully dried, and to be
charged with their bright contents. The discovery of the richest cheese
in the whole cheese-room is to be made by tasting; butter is to be
moulded in small cakes, and imprinted with patterns of the deepest and
most elegant figure, and a thousand other things made, or done, of which
the tasting were to be desired rather than the catalogue to be
particularized, for, wonderful and manifold are all thy works, O thou
accomplished spouse of a wealthy farmer!
What dainties has that greater oven received into its more capacious
cavern. Bread of the most exquisite fineness; and pies of varied
character--fruit, pork, beef-steak, and giblet--if in Devon or Cornwall,
_sweet_ giblet, a pie that all England besides knows not
of,--figgy-bread, and saffron-cake of transcendant brilliance and taste.
And then comes the great day! The guests are invited to dinner; but they
have been enjoined to _come early_, and they come early with a
vengeance. They will not come as the guests of night-loving citizens and
aristocrats come, at from six to nine in the evening;--no, at ten and
eleven in the morning you shall see their faces, that never yet were
ashamed of day-light, and that tell of fresh air and early hours. Then
come rattling in sundry vehicles with their cargoes of men and women;
lively salutations are exchanged; the horses are led away to the
stables, and the guests into the house to doff great coats and cloaks,
hats and bonnets, and sit down to luncheon. And there it is ready set
out. “They’ll want something after their drive,” says the host. “To be
sure,” says the hostess; and there is plenty in truth. A boiled ham, a
neat’s tongue; a piece of cold beef; fowls and beef-steak-pie; tarts,
and bread, cheese and butter; coffee for the ladies, and fine old ale
for the gentlemen.
“Now do help yourselves,” exclaims the host from one end of the table,
“I am sure you must be very hungry after such a ride.” “I am sure you
must indeed,” echoes the hostess from the other, while a dozen voices
cry all at once, “O, really I don’t think I can touch a bit. We got
breakfast the moment before we set off;” and all the time deep are the
incisions made into the various viands: and plentifully heaped are
plates; and bright liquor is poured into glasses, and a great deal of
talk of this and that, and inquiries after this and that person go on; a
hearty luncheon is made, and the gentlemen are ready to set out and look
about them. They are warned by the hostess to remember that dinner will
be on table at one o’clock--“exactly at one!” and assuming hats and
sticks, away they go.
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