Country life -- England; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
The unwelcome visitant in this anecdote is one of that class of
offenders called “sturdy rogues.” Of the real “sturdy rogue” the city,
amongst all its numerous varieties of rogues, knows nothing. He forms
one of the terrors of the solitary house. They are such places that he
haunts, because he there finds opportunities in the absence of the men
to frighten and bully the women. If he find only a single woman left, as
is often the case in harvest time, or at fair or market time, when all
the family that can leave have left, he then makes the terror of his
presence a means of extorting large booty. What can be more fearful than
for a single individual, but especially for a woman, at a lonely house,
while all the men are absent in the fields, or elsewhere, to see a huge
brawny fellow of ill looks come to the door, peering about with a
suspicious inquisitiveness, armed with a sturdy staff, followed,
perhaps, by a strong sullen bull-dog, professing himself a tinker, a
rag-gatherer, a rat-catcher--anything, under which to hide evil designs?
Nothing, truly, can be more appalling, except when under the garb of a
woman, you feel assured that you have a man before you; or a troop of
fellows acting the distressed tradesmen, or sailors with nothing on
their bodies, perhaps, but a pair of trousers, and on their heads a
handkerchief tied. When such sturdy vagabonds come, and first cringe and
beg in a piteous tone, till, having spied out the real nakedness of the
place, as to physical strength, they rise in their demands, hint strange
things; instead of going away when desired, walk into the house, grow
insolent, and at length downright thievish and outrageous,--these are
circumstances of peculiar terror not to be exceeded in human experience,
and which yet have been often experienced by the dwellers in solitary
houses.
I have heard a lady describe her sensations in such a situation. A
figure in a man’s hat, tied down with an India silk handkerchief, blue
cloak and stuff petticoat, suddenly appeared before her, and demanded a
supply of articles of female attire. She offered half-a-crown to be rid
of this unpleasant guest, for there was something about her which filled
the lady with apprehension; but the money was refused, and with a
gesture that threw open the cloak, and revealed the real figure of a
man, with naked arms, and in a white Marseilles waistcoat. The demand
for women’s garments was complied with as speedily as possible, and the
person hastily went away. The next day, the lady on going to the
neighbouring town, beheld a large handbill in the post-office window,
offering a reward of 100_l._ for the apprehension of a delinquent
charged with high crimes and misdemeanours, and described as “a Dane
well known to the nobility and gentry, having been master of the
ceremonies at Brighton and Tunbridge Wells.” It was the very description
of her yesterday’s guest.
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