China -- Description and travel; Siberia (Russia) -- Description and travel; Velikaia Siberskaia magistral
“How much is given in this part of the world to beggars!” you remark.
The Russian smiles. “It is a part of religion to give. At every big
family affair,--a wedding, a christening, a funeral,--we distribute
money and gifts to the poor.”
In the entresol of the bath-house, a big tiled anteroom, there are
marble-topped tables, around which men and women are smoking and
reading papers. One can dine here, even; but this comes after the
bath. A ticket at the _kontora_ gives, for a rouble, the privilege of
a preliminary boiling and a flaying by one of the naked attendants. A
start is made by washing you with infinite thoroughness, section by
section, the attendant continuing on each spot until told to stop or
advance to the next. An unfortunate foreigner, in Irkutsk, had his
head shampooed seven times in succession before he could recall the
cabalistic word necessary to direct the man’s attention elsewhere.
One is scrubbed and rinsed, and is then conducted up onto a wooden
platform, running along under the ceiling. Here, while the first
inquisitioner dashes water on a steamer-oven below, the second scrapes
the victim with new pine branches. One remembers an Irkutsk Russian
bath at least as long as the smarting and the cold he gets from it
endure.
Back at the hotel one can dig out his rather crumpled dress-suit in
preparation for the evening’s entertainment. Later, he gathers in
another sleigh, and sets out for the home of the banker.
In Irkutsk nobody relies on house-numbers to find his way. Even Moscow
has not yet advanced to this refinement of civilization. If the
driver does not know the route, he stops to ask passers-by, “Where
is So-and-So’s house?” Again and again you are taken to the abode
of somebody else with a name more or less similar. Then the driver
will say, quite nonchalantly, “_Nietchevo!_”--ask the next person he
encounters for directions, and start anew. You leave abundant margin of
time, and usually arrive sooner or later.
Our host of to-night is, happily, well known throughout the city. So
the driver whips up to a gallop and rushes down the snowy streets. It
is not a long ride to the big arched doorway of the white two-storied
plaster-covered house, in front of which the driver pulls up with
a flourish. You ring a bell at the side of the door and wait. The
_isvoschik_ has taken a station beside the curb, has folded his
arms, and is nodding on the box, apparently prepared to camp there
indefinitely. “Eleven o’clock, return,” you say. “_Haracho!_” is his
drowsy answer, given without moving. The horses have drooped their
heads; they too are settled for repose. The tinkle of a piano comes
from within, but minute after minute goes by, the bell unanswered, the
_isvoschik_ immovable on his little seat. Other pulls of the bell are
at last of avail: the door slowly opens. A final objurgation to the
coachman that he is not wanted until eleven o’clock falls on sealed
ears. You go in through the massive doorway.
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