Lola was excited and on her mettle. She was nearing the crossroads. On
the one that she had marked out stood Fallaray,—the merest speck.
Success with Aunt Hannah meant the first rung of her ladder. Oxford
Street was like a once smart woman who had become _déclassé_. It seemed
to be competing with High Street, Putney. There was something
pathetically blatant in the shop window arrangements, a strained effort
to catch what little money was left to the public after the struggle to
make both ends meet and pay the overwhelming taxation. The two young
people were unconscious of the change. Lola babbled incessantly. Among
other things she said, “I suppose you’re a socialist, aren’t you,
Ernest? You’ve never discussed it with me, but I think you must be
because you write poetry, and somehow all poets seem to be socialists. I
suppose it’s because poetry’s so badly paid.”
“I dunno about that. I’ve never tried to sell my stuff. I’m against
everything and everybody, if that’s what you mean. But I don’t know
whether it’s true to call it Socialism. There’s a new word for it which
suits me,—intelligensia. I don’t think that’s the way to pronounce it
but it’s near enough. It’s in all the weekly papers now and stands for
anarchy with hair oil on the bombs. Why do you ask me?”
Lola still had her hand on his arm. “Well, I’m afraid I’m going to give
you a shock soon. I’m going to be a servant.”
“Good God,” said Ernest. His grandfather had been a valet, his father a
piano tuner, he himself had risen to the heights of assistant librarian
in a public library, and if his ambition to become a Labor member ever
was realized he might very easily wind up as a peer. His children would
then belong to the new aristocracy with Lola as Lady Treadwell. He
gasped under the blow. “What will your mother say?”
“I’m afraid Mother will hang her head in shame until she gets my angle
of it. Luckily I can always point to Aunt. She’s a housekeeper, you see,
and after all that’s only a sort of upper servant, isn’t it?”
“But,—what’s the idea?”
This was not a question to which Lola had any intention of giving an
answer. It was a perfectly private affair. She went off at one of her
inevitable tangents so useful in order to dodge issues. She pointed to
an enormous Rolls-Royce which stood outside Selfridge’s. On the panel
was painted a coat of arms as big as a soup tureen. She held Ernest back
to watch the peculiar people who descended from it,—the man small and
fat, with bandy legs and a great moustache waxed into points; the woman
bulbous and wobbly, cluttered up with diamonds, made pathetic by a skirt
that was almost up to her knees. What an excellent thing the War had
been for them.
“New rich,” said Lola. “I saw them the other day coming out of a house
at the top of Park Lane which Father told me used to belong to a Duke.
Good Lord, why shouldn’t I be a servant without causing a crack in the
constitution of the country?”
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