Lola nipped. Her little bedroom was in the servants’ corridor. She was
lucky that it wasn’t, like most servants’ bedrooms, in the basement,
cheek by jowl with the coal cellar. She changed quickly, excited at the
prospect of stealing a few hours away from the house in Dover Street.
She had been home twice on her nights off, there to be gazed at in
silent wonder by the little mother who seemed to know her even less than
ever and to be put through an exhaustive cross-examination by her
father, whose mind ran to small details, as was natural in one who wore
a magnifying glass perpetually in his eye. She met Simpkins in the
servants’ sitting room,—very spruce in a tail coat and a bowler with his
black tie ingeniously pulled through a gold ring in which there was a
most depressed diamond.
She was received with a chorus of inquiries from the maids. “Hello,
Lola,” “On the loose with Simpky?” “This is something new, ain’t it?”
“Going to do the shimmy in ’Ammersmith?” and so forth. To all of which
she replied in one sentence. “Mr. Simpkins is taking me to an organ
recital,” and won a scream of mirth.
Simpkins was ecstatic. He had made a bet with himself that his appeal
would be refused. Always before Lola had turned him down and he knew
that the frequent pestering of the butler and the two footmen had been
unable to move her to adventure. “We’ve just time to do it,” he said,
put two fingers into his mouth and sent a piercing whistle into the
muggy April evening. A prowling taxi drew up short and quivered, and a
well-shaped head looked round to see from whom this urgent call had
issued. Taking Lola’s hand, Simpkins ran her across the street and
opened the door. “The Dooker York’s.”
“Righto, Sir,” said the driver, giving a quick and appreciative glance
at his customer’s companion. Exactly three years ago the owner of that
particularly nice voice, straight nose and small moustache had commanded
a battery of the R. F. A. and fired with open sights at the advancing
enemy. With nothing to eat except apples plucked from the orchards
through which he had retired with his ragged and weakening men, he had
fought coolly and cheerily for many days and nights, utterly out of
touch with the main army and eventually, looking like a scarecrow, had
removed his guns from impossible positions and fallen on his face in
Amiens. Thus does a grateful Parliament reward its saviors.
Simpkins slipped his hand through Lola’s arm. “I’ve been looking forward
to this,” he said. “You don’t know what you’ve done for me. I’m a
different man since I saw you first.”
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