They arrived at the theater in good time. With a curious touch of
embarrassment, because he had seen at once that the cab was being driven
by a gentleman, Simpkins handed over half a crown and said, “That’s all
right, you can keep the change.” He received a crisp and unabashed
“Thank you” and a little bow from the waist down which was a cross
between extreme politeness and ineffable cheek, and before Lola turned
to go into the theater she was given a pucka salute with the hand almost
flat upon the ear. She returned a smile that was like one of those
electric advertisements which flick in and out of the sky in all really
progressive American cities. It nearly knocked the man over and almost
caused him to collide with a policeman.
Simpkins was tempted to buy two seats in the stalls and could have done
so without question in these after-war times when almost the only people
who have enough money for their laundresses are the profiteers. But
tradition prevailed and he took her up to the dress circle,—where nobody
dressed. The people were coming reluctantly into the theater in the
usual manner of Londoners. English people are not ardent theater goers
and have to be dragged in to see a play almost in the same manner as in
the old days of barnstorming, when the manager beat a drum on the
threshold of the tent, the hero and the heroine stood at his elbow and
made pathetic appeals to passers-by, and the villain, lurking in the
background, grimaced at all the girls.
The orchestra had just begun to tune up and the scraping of fiddles sent
a tingle through Lola’s veins. It put her in the mood, as it always did,
to forget life, her own personality and the presence of Simpkins, and
place herself into the character of the play’s heroine. From an
unexpected pocket Simpkins brought out a small box of chocolates. He was
one of those strange people who, although they have just risen from a
hearty meal, cannot go through an evening at the theater without
munching something. “’Ave one,” he said. “They’re nice.”
“You think of everything,” said Lola, and in order not to hurt his
feelings, took one and dropped it under the seat. “There’s going to be a
good house,” she added.
“Irene always draws ’em in. By Gum, she’s given me some good evenings in
her time. She’s what I call safe. You can bank on her. She dresses like
a lady, too, and that gets me. Good old Irene.” And then he put his face
rather close to Lola’s. “Some one said you thought of going on the stage
before you joined us. That’s not true, is it?”
“No,” said Lola. “Not in the least true. I discussed it with my aunt. In
fact, to be quite honest, I put it to her head like a pistol.”
“Oh, I see.” Simpkins heaved a sigh of relief. If Lola were to go on the
stage,—and all these young officers buzzing about, treating marriage as
though it were a betting transaction——
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