_Enter, from the garden_, IGNATIUS POLYGLOT,
_with a book_. ROBIN _runs off_.
_Molly._ O, crimini!
_Poly._ What do I behold! Under my nose! my very nose! here too! in my
study, the sanctuary of science and of learning!
_Molly._ Well, if nothing worse was ever learnt here, Mr. Ignoramus—
_Poly._ Ignatius.—But what atonement can you make for this?
_Molly._ Atonement! I’ve done nothing to atone for.
_Poly._ Nothing! Do you call that nothing? Did I not see? Did I not
hear? Nothing! _O tem_—but you don’t understand Latin.
_Molly._ Latin, indeed! no, nor Greek neither; and I’m sure ’tis all
Greek you are talking to me. What did you see? what did you hear? You
heard Robin say good bye, that was all.
_Poly._ Peace! I’m a linguist, and in none of the seventeen languages
I’m acquainted with, does that mean good bye.
_Molly._ Then I wouldn’t give seventeen figs to be as learned as you
are, and your seventeen languages are not worth talking.
_Poly._ To what is the poor youth exposed! Mischief! Serpent! Woman! I
pity, and tremble for, the unfortunate lad.
_Molly._ ’Tis a misfortune not likely to happen to you.
_Poly._ But ’tis I alone who am to blame. I ought not to have allowed
one of the deluding sex to approach those innocent and unsuspecting
youths. Had my pupil, Charles, beheld this, it might have put things
into his head, which—But there will yet be time to save them. To-morrow,
at day-break, you will quit this house.
_Molly._ Nay, and you wouldn’t be so cruel, Mr. Poll-parrot.
_Poly._ Polyglot.—I have said it; reply not.
_Molly._ I have not done any harm, and I’m sure I did not think any
harm. ’Tis no fault of mine if Robin is in love with me: he fell in love
of his own accord, indeed he did.
_Poly._ Love! (_looks fearfully about._) Silence!—If Charles should hear
that dangerous word—Retire—Withdraw—begone.
_Molly._ (_Bursting into tears._) O dearee me! Pray, good, kind Mr.
Ignoramus, forgive me this once. Would you have it upon your conscience
to turn a poor lass out of her service, and send her upon the wide world
without a friend to protect her? Would’ee now, Mr. Ignoramus, would’ee?
_Poly._ Go away, my dear, and—No, I will not give way to the weakness of
our common nature, but prove myself, in the discharge of my duty,
inflexible as the first Brutus!
_Molly._ And well you may call him so, if he was as stony-hearted as you
are. Will you forgive me?
_Poly._ No!
_Molly._ You won’t? Nay, then, I’ll tell you a bit of my mind; I’ll do
that, an’ I die for it. For all your grave looks, I’ll be sworn you are
no better than your neighbours; I know you arn’t. I’ll pass my days in
watching you, I will; and if ever I catch you saying “good bye,” as I
know I shall, then, when you are in trouble, and in need of indulgence,
you shall find me as pityless as yourself. There; carry that bundle upon
your shoulders, and now—I’ll go and pack up mine.
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