The schoolmaster's trunk, containing papers on home-life in TweenitDiaz, Abby Morton
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The schoolmaster's trunk, containing papers on home-life in Tweenit
Diaz, Abby Morton
Country life -- Juvenile fiction
SPRING O’ THE YEAR.--Always want something sour in the spring o’ the
year. Man that brings along “Archangel Bitters” to sell. Some say your
gall runs into your liver; more likely your liver runs into your gall.
How does anybody know? Dread spring o’ the year. Brings so much work!
Nothing to make pies of. Feel lost without pies. Vinegar, mince-pies
better’n no mince-pies. Soak your cracker in your vinegar. Chop your
raisins. Makes beautiful pies, if you take pains. What _my_ husband
likes, and what _my_ husband likes. Children ditto. My Ella B. won’t
touch molasses gingerbread. My Tommy’ll eat his weight in it. My Abner
could sit up all night to eat sausage-meat. Sight o’ work to make
sausage-meat. Sight o’ work to cook calf’s head. Wants “good sweet
pork” with it. Calves’ brains make beautiful sauce. (Various recipes
omitted.)
HENRY T.--Henry T. Rogers. Young man. Began business in the city, and
failed. Henry T. always held his head up high. Would have to come down.
High-strung all that family were. _They say_ he has bad habits. _They
say_ extravagance did it. _They say_ (remainder in whispers).
FRED AND MARION.--A pair of lovers. _They say_ they’ve broken off.
_They say_ she’s written him a letter. _They say_ he goes with another
girl. Dreadful thing to Marion. Probably wear her into a consumption.
_They say_ she cries all night. ’Course she’ll send back his presents.
Gold ring, worth how much? Some of his presents worn out, Wonder how
his father’s property’ll be divided.
FENNEL PAYNE AND ADELINE.--Fennel Payne, a young married man, distantly
related to the Fennels and the Paynes. Has wife (Adeline) and small
child. Adeline stuck up. Always was stuck up. Has strange notions.
Both of ’em have strange notions. Spent five dollars for a picture.
No great things of a picture. Adeline sits down to read in the
daytime. They go to take walks together. Go up on the hill and sit down
sometimes. Funny actions for married folks.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE YOUR DRESS MADE?--(Notes omitted. Reason,
unfamiliarity with terms used.)
The above is a small part of what was taken down in my note-book.
Summary of observations made up to date in Tweenit Village:--
First, that woman works hard physically, works very hard, and with not
much respite.
Second, that in “carrying on the family” (this is a very common phrase
here),--in “carrying on the family,” and in various ways, she displays
mental qualities of a high order.
Third, that in working so hard, or in as far as she works so hard,
merely to gratify the palate, she is spending herself physically for an
unworthy end.
Fourth, that her mind-power is running to waste in the same direction;
also in other directions, as is shown by the not very high tone of her
conversation.
VI.
PEBBLES, OR DIAMONDS?
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