_Elder Lo._ By this light, by all the pleasures I have had this night, by your lost maidenhead, you are cozened meerly. I have cast beyond your wit. That Gentleman is your retainer _Welford_. _Lady._ It cannot be so. _Elder Lo._ Your Sister has found it so, or I mistake, mark how she blushes when you see her next. Ha, ha, ha, I shall not travel now, ha, ha, ha. _Lady._ Prethee sweet heart be quiet, thou hast angred me at heart. _Elder Lo._ I'le please you soon again. _La._ Welford? _Elder Lo._ I _Welford_, hee's a young handsome fellow, well bred and landed, your Sister can instruct you in his good parts, better than I by this time. _Lady._ Uds foot am I fetcht over thus? _Elder Lo._ Yes i'faith. And over shall be fetcht again, never fear it. _Lady._ I must be patient, though it torture me: You have got the Sun Sir. _Elder Lo._ And the Moon too, in which I'le be the man. _Lady._ But had I known this, had I but surmiz'd it, you should have hunted three trains more, before you had come to th' course, you should have hankt o'th' bridle, Sir, i'faith. _El. Lo._ I knew it, and min'd with you, and so blew you up. Now you may see the Gentlewoman: stand close. _Enter_ Welford, _and_ Martha. _Mar._ For Gods sake Sir, be private in this business, You have undone me else. O God, what have I done? _Wel._ No harm I warrant thee. _Mar._ How shall I look upon my friends again? With what face? _Wel._ Why e'ne with that: 'tis a good one, thou canst not find a better: look upon all the faces thou shall see there, and you shall find 'em smooth still, fair still, sweet still, and to your thinking honest; those have done as much as you have yet, or dare doe Mistris, and yet they keep no stir. _Mar._ Good Sir goe in, and put your womans cloaths on: If you be seen thus, I am lost for ever. _Wel._ I'le watch you for that Mistris: I am no fool, here will I tarry till the house be up and witness with me. _Mar._ Good dear friend goe in. _Wel._ To bed again if you please, else I am fixt here till there be notice taken what I am, and what I have done: if you could juggle me into my woman-hood again, and so cog me out of your company, all this would be forsworn, and I again an _asinego_, as your Sister left me. No, I'le have it known and publisht; then if you'le be a whore, forsake me and be asham'd: and when you can hold no longer, marry some cast _Cleve Captain_, and sell Bottle-ale. _Mar._ I dare not stay Sir, use me modestly, I am your wife. _Wel._ Goe in, I'le make up all. _Elder Lo._ I'le be a witness of your naked truth Sir: this is the Gentlewoman, prethee look upon him, that is he that made me break my faith sweet: but thank your Sister, she hath soder'd it. _Lady._ What a dull ass was I, I could not see this wencher from a wench: twenty to one, if I had been but tender like my Sister, he had served me such a slippery trick too. _Wel._ Twenty to one I had.