The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
I shouldn’t print Joe’s letter whole, (and as it is I’ve put a good
deal of the spelling right,) only I’m quite sure he’ll never read this
book, and I hope it may serve as a warning to young fellows to keep up
their learning when they go and settle down in the country. For when
Joe left the Commercial Academy at Brentford, he could write just as
good English as I, and if he had put “many folks seems to think,” or
“you’ve only got to write,” in a theme, old Hopkins would have given
him a good caning. But nothing wears out learning so quick as living
in the country and farming, and Joe came into his farm when he was
nineteen, and has been at it ever since. And after all, perhaps, it
doesn’t much signify, because nobody makes himself better understood
than Joe, in one way or another; and if he wasn’t a little behindhand
in his grammar, he wouldn’t think much of me perhaps--and one don’t
mind being taken for a scholar, even by those who are not the best
judges in the world.
Well, thinks I to myself, as I finished my breakfast, this seems like
business. If I go down to Joe’s, and stay there all my holiday, the
fares will be only seventeen shillings; and, say a pound for expenses
down there; one pound seventeen shillings, say two pounds in all. I
shall put three pounds into my pocket, and please an old friend, which
will be much better than any thing Jem Fisher and little Neddy Baily
will hit out for me in a week from the end of Bradshaw. Besides, it
will look well to be able to talk of going to a friend in Berkshire.
I’ll write to Joe, and say I’ll be with him in good time on the 15th.
So I went down to the office and told Jem Fisher and little Neddy, that
I had made up my mind to go and see my old friend Joe, in Berkshire,
before they had had time to get their office coats on.
“What? that jolly fellow with the brown face and red whiskers,” said
Jem, “who came up and slept in your room last Christmas cattle-show,
and wanted to fight the cabman for a gallon of beer, who charged him
half-a-crown from Baker Street to Gray’s Inn Lane?”
“Yes,” said I, “that’s the man.”
“I remember him well,” said Neddy; “and I’m sure you’ll have a good
time of it if you go to see him. But, I say, how about supper to-night?
You won’t want us and the Bradshaws any more, eh?”
“Oh, he isn’t going to get out of it like that,” said Jem, as he
settled to his desk, and got his work out. “I say, Dick, you’re not
going to be off now, are you? I know better.”
“I never was on that I know of,” said I; “however, I don’t mind
standing supper at the Cheshire Cheese; but I won’t have you fellows
up in my room again to-night, kicking up a row on the stairs. No! just
catch me at it!”
So I gave them a supper that night, and another the night after I came
back from my holiday.
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