The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London ClerkHughes, Thomas
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The Scouring of the White Horse; Or, The Long Vacation Ramble of a London Clerk
Hughes, Thomas
White Horse, Vale of (England)
So I looked up; and there, some way above, I saw a lot of men with
shovels, and besoms, and barrows, cleaning away at the trench, which,
now that I began to look at it, certainly came out more and more like
a horse galloping; and there amongst them, working away as hard as
any one, was a person in yellow leather gaiters, who I saw at once
must be the Squire, though I had never seen a squire before. I own I
had a great prejudice against a country squire when I went down into
Berkshire; which was natural enough, you see, because I had never been
farther from town than Twickenham (except by boat to Margate),
and had belonged to a debating society near Farringdon-market ever
since I left school, where we take in three liberal papers, and once
a week have as good speaking as they get in the House of Commons. I
haven’t been to the debates much lately, myself; but when I was an
active member, we used to have a regular go in about once a quarter
at the unpaid magistracy. How we did give it them! They were bloated
aristocrats, who by the time they were thirty had drunk out all the
little brains they ever had, and spent their time in preserving and
killing game and foxes at the expense of the farmers, and sending every
good man in their villages either to the Bastile (as we called the
workhouse), as a pauper, or to the county jail as a poacher.
Joe and I very nearly quarrelled over one of those debates to which
I took him, like a great gaby as I was, when he came up to see me at
the time of a cattle-show. He would get up to speak, all I could do to
stop him; and began, all red in the face, pitching into one of our best
speakers who had just finished, calling him a cockney, and asking him
what right he had to jaw about squires when he talked about a fox’s
ears and tail, and didn’t know mangold-wurzel from swedes. And then all
our fellows began to shout and hiss, and Joe began to swear, and wanted
to take his coat off, and fight all who had spoken; “one down, and
t’other come on,” as he said. I got him out and took him home; but his
blood was up, and he would go on at our Society, and call us a set of
quill-driving jackanapes. And I couldn’t stand that, so I began at the
landed interest, and said all the bad of them I could think of, about
the Poor-Laws, game preserving, and the Corn-laws. Joe was very near
going off in a huff, but we shook hands over it at last, and agreed
that we neither of us knew much about the sort of life the other led,
and so had better not talk about it as if we did.
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